Russell Wilson's Barber is a CAC

[Alexander The Great]

Houston....it's just different

 

[KingJudah]

Only whiteboy im letting near my hair is one thats in a black or spanish barbershop who got the chair in the back with no clients just sittin there playing texas holdem on his phone and Im in a hurry.


Regular White barbers especially them old crackers that got the shop with the blue and red swirly twist machine thing,...grab scissors and stare at your head like

 

[VladTheImpaler]

Prolly got that cut in under 45 mins without all them distracting conversations

 

[L&HH]

You wanted to get to work by 10 then got to the barbershop at 9:30 no diss, time management my breh

Im on a college campus. Literally 10min walk from the barbershop to the building I was going to. I wanted to be done my shapeup by 9:45-9:50 and be in the building I needed to go by 10

 

[L&HH]

Lowkey, female barbers>male ones.... they gonna make sure they get your mathematics as proper as your hair will allow for...cause they aint trying to fukk up their money..and they gonna make sure you look as attractive as possible to them/other females.

my best barber ever was an asian female. I have another homie who only goes to a female barber as well

 

[Point Blank]

Y'all really think thats his barber..

 

[L&HH]

This dude speak English tho... Brooklyn dude... I remember once I got there and waited almost 10 min for this dude to get out the back room cuz he was back there "in the booth"

Hold up. Ya'll about to get me a bad evaluation with my group right now. Im trying to stiffle my laughter. You telling me dude went to go spit a 16 while trying to cut your hair. He couldn't wait?? As if Jay was on the line like nikka you not making the song if you don't cut this in the next 15min . This could be a GOAT dave chapelle skit. I might have to start a youtube channel and use some of these ideas. Im literally done right now. My nikka barber has a "booth" in the back.

 

[mozichrome]

the shop i go to, the old dude that dont get too many customers cut my hair. be in and out because not to many folks go to him

but this saturday. mr. jackson was gone, only 1 barber was in and 17 people was ahead of me
i leave, come back at 3 and dont leave till like 5 pm

 

[Jesus]

Y'all really think thats his barber..

Goddamn, you like the second nikka in here trying to spoil the jokes....sarcasm nikka.

 

[ThaRealness]

You know what kills me about you guys. When whites say that all blacks are the same and then throw out some tired stereotypes of black males you all protest and yet you do it here on the coli to try and define what a "real" black person is, its mostly the same tired stereotypes. Congrats I guess

Bruh.. you aint getting anywhere in the pimp game with this demeanor

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

Got my haircut by a white woman near campus as a freshman.....don't ask me why....long story

Entire time I was like ....when it was over...got out of my chair and realized the bytch gave me that Vegeta haircut....had to wear a cap for 2 weeks...never again

 

[MegaTronBomb!]

my best barber ever was an asian female. I have another homie who only goes to a female barber as well

Them dyke barbers be on some next level shyt, cause i guess their community will kick you out if your barber doesn't have your shyt looking bulletproof.

 

[Jesus]

Them dyke barbers be on some next level shyt, cause i guess their community will kick you out if your barber doesn't have your shyt looking bulletproof.

nikka.....

 

[stepbackj34spud]

This mutt right here will throw your back out with these hands.

CacMutt.

 

[klutch2381]

Them dyke barbers be on some next level shyt, cause i guess their community will kick you out if your barber doesn't have your shyt looking bulletproof.

Best barber I ever had was a female stud. *Paul Pierce voice* By far. By Far. BY FAR.

She took a long as time, but the quality? . Her attention to detail was crazy.