Cohen is going to get disbarred before all is said and done
I wouldn't trust the man to get me out of a parking ticket and Trump trusting him to launder money and pay off porn stars
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I wouldn't trust the man to get me out of a parking ticket and Trump trusting him to launder money and pay off porn stars
Only the best people
Is this the five o'clock free fukkery day?
I need my fix.
I need my fix.
Hope you guys are all regularly negging this guy
Is this the five o'clock free fukkery day?
I need my fix.
I was out for a bit at the store then home straightening up
Had to run in here and check
Any thing can go down in 2 1/2 hours
I was
Stormy's lawyer going hard. 
Make him their housemaid and broadcast it.
Hit his hair with a blowdryer.
Pee pee party.
Tax returns.
This shyt might be lit
Can we get a running list of all the lawyers who are getting disbarred off this shyt? We know Cohen and Nunberg are done practicing law.... I'm pretty sure there are othersCohen is going to get disbarred before all is said and done
88m3
Fast Money & Foreign Objects
Can we get a running list of all the lawyers who are getting disbarred off this shyt? We know Cohen and Nunberg are done practicing law.... I'm pretty sure there are others
Maybe Kellyanne and Sessions but I wont hold my breath...
Manafort...
Alex van der Zwaan
I'm sure there are others and others that I haven't thought of that have a license
PlayerNinety_Nine
Produced, Arranged, Composed and Performed by....
It doesn't matter. They'll have some girl run up on him and spray him with some "cologne" at the airport
20 minutes later .....
Word to Kim Jong Nam
Berniewood Hogan
IT'S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
"Read this statement or we'll kill you."
"Listen, you know, you're great guys and everything, but listen, I can't read.""Read the fukking....
You can't read?""I can't read."
"..................How the fukk do you Tweet?""Text to type. It's great, I just speak into the phone and it becomes a Tweet.""....................American phones can do that?"
"Yeah, it's great."".................... Can you get us one? Please?"
Make him their housemaid and broadcast it.
Hit his hair with a blowdryer.
Pee pee party.
Tax returns.
This shyt might be lit
It doesn't matter. They'll have some girl run up on him and spray him with some "cologne" at the airport
20 minutes later .....
Word to Kim Jong Nam
i think they would break down him mind first.
that part would probably take all of 20 minutes.
they would think that no one would break that fast and keep brain
washing his already shattered mental state for another 2 weeks.
then they start training him on what to say once they are ready to film him like a POW.
trump will get on camera and proceed to verbally eviscerate everything that the best of America represents.
this will happen multiple times.
a list of demands will be given to the US for the return of trump.
these demands will be near impossible for the US to comply with.
trump is now being physically abused in the most creative ways on camera.
animals, food, makeup, pocket change, tv remotes....all of these things and
much more have been transformed into tools of torture and humiliation.
America and the world are
at first but after a month of this many just but there is a hard core group of trump haters who never stop with the
America has no military option for this problem.
months go by...then years.
trump's anus has led lights surgically attached inside and outside of his anus.
most of his time is spent naked on all fours and restrained by a leash.