Russian conscripts told to stock up on tampons

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Well the original purpose of tampons was to absorb the blood on soliders on the battlefield
this is an urban legend and tampons are designed to absorb a couple teaspoons of blood over a day, not the liter an artery will bleed in 3 minutes

they also don't have the surface area to be useful for bleeding control
Not only are you going to die fighting your brothers across the border, you have to bring your own supplies.
bringing my own gear sounds like my idea of fun tho :mjgrin:
 

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You might want to do some reading homie. They were invaded many times before nukes came into the picture. They have historically had great terrain and weather defense.
facts. Napoleon whooped the Russians all the way to Moscow, felt that winter and said fukk this and retreated all the way back to France.


As the Russians were following the retreating French army, they passed French soldiers curled up inside the carcasses of dead horses trying to stop from freezing to death
 
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