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one of my boys is russian. he tells me stories of his town that would leave anybody in shock and he says it like nothing.

"i had a friend in high school. we found out he was gay so we invited him to cabin. then we all took turns beating the shyt out of him until he was almost dead. then we called his family and told them where he was."

me - :merchant:

"last i heard he was fakkit prostitute in the city. we didnt beat gay out of him :manny:"
 

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Russian airline passengers asked to push plane at freezing Siberian airport
Passengers at Igarka airport in far north of Russia’s Krasnoyarsk region were asked to push aircraft along runway in blistering cold

Watch the video of passengers pushing the plane
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Passengers push a plane in Igarka, Siberia. Photograph: YouTube
It might sound like a bad joke about budget flights but for passengers at a remote Siberian airport there was little to laugh about when they were asked to leave the plane in extreme cold weather and help push it along the tarmac.
Passengers in Igarka, a small town in the far north of Russia’s Krasnoyarsk region, learned that their plane had become stuck to the ground as temperatures plunged to minus 52C (-59F).
A video then shows them pushing the wings to get the plane moving. The plane was a Tupolev 134 operated by Katekavia, a subsidiary of Utair, one of Russia’s biggest airlines.
The plane, which was reportedly carrying 74 passengers, took off and landed safely in the regional centre of Krasnoyarsk. A spokesperson for Katekavia denied the plane had become stuck and said it was instead the vehicle meant to push the plane that had stopped working.
An official at the local prosecutor’s office, Oksana Gorbunova, told Interfax news agency that an investigation would be opened to find out why the passengers had got out and pushed the plane.
“They pushed the plane as if it was a car that had got stuck, which is categorically forbidden as it can damage the plane’s exterior, for example.”
 

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Russian airline passengers asked to push plane at freezing Siberian airport
Passengers at Igarka airport in far north of Russia’s Krasnoyarsk region were asked to push aircraft along runway in blistering cold

Watch the video of passengers pushing the plane
Siberia-plane-011.jpg

Passengers push a plane in Igarka, Siberia. Photograph: YouTube
It might sound like a bad joke about budget flights but for passengers at a remote Siberian airport there was little to laugh about when they were asked to leave the plane in extreme cold weather and help push it along the tarmac.
Passengers in Igarka, a small town in the far north of Russia’s Krasnoyarsk region, learned that their plane had become stuck to the ground as temperatures plunged to minus 52C (-59F).
A video then shows them pushing the wings to get the plane moving. The plane was a Tupolev 134 operated by Katekavia, a subsidiary of Utair, one of Russia’s biggest airlines.
The plane, which was reportedly carrying 74 passengers, took off and landed safely in the regional centre of Krasnoyarsk. A spokesperson for Katekavia denied the plane had become stuck and said it was instead the vehicle meant to push the plane that had stopped working.
An official at the local prosecutor’s office, Oksana Gorbunova, told Interfax news agency that an investigation would be opened to find out why the passengers had got out and pushed the plane.
“They pushed the plane as if it was a car that had got stuck, which is categorically forbidden as it can damage the plane’s exterior, for example.”


i like to laugh at russians for their fukkery, but then i realize that some of them are actually fukking stupid
 

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That plane one is just too perfect to be real. But :dead: at the old lady mean mugging then grabbing the vodka.

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one of my boys is russian. he tells me stories of his town that would leave anybody in shock and he says it like nothing.

"i had a friend in high school. we found out he was gay so we invited him to cabin. then we all took turns beating the shyt out of him until he was almost dead. then we called his family and told them where he was."

me - :merchant:

"last i heard he was fakkit prostitute in the city. we didnt beat gay out of him :manny:"


DID THE SAME THING TO HOE-GAN :pacspit:....HIS fakkitRY IS LIKE WOLVERINE'S HEALING ABILITIES BREHS :russ::huhldup::dahell: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


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