Russo contacts Vince....again

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One good thing about Russo is that he's willing to push new people. The downside to that, he'll often push people who aren't ready.

But, not everything he does it trash. He shouldn't be the head writer but he's good to have as a consultant, idea man and to help with character/promo development. Offer him some NXT work, and if he plays nice, move him up.
 

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So, if you really want Russo back, can you imagine his first (unfiltered) PPV card?

Cage Match for the WWE Title:
Brock Lesnar vs Seth Rollins
The announcers repeatedly specify that first to escape the cage is the winner. Lesnar is pissed off at Mike Chioda for he thinks his counts are too slow, so he suplex him, breaking the cage and letting the referee out first. Mike Chioda is the new WWE champion, and next night at Raw he keeps the title and forms a stable with his bodyguard Baron Corbin and Adam Rose's Bunny.

Trombone on a pole match. Tag titles on the line:
New Day vs Dudleyz.
Match ends when Big E betrays New Day and he joins Dudleyz as Big P Dudley (And Michael Cole has to say his name 100 times in the show from now on)

Intercontinental Buffet match for the Intercontinental Title:
Kevin Owens vs Ryback
A food fight. You know, because one is the master of the feed me more and the other is fat.

Deliverance Match: Wyatts vs Reigns/Ambrose
Did you read that supposed Wyatt storyline Russo had in mind? Yeah... the Wyatts have "homosexual undertones".

Divas title match: Charlotte vs Nikki Bella
Nikki wins the title back with help from, yes, the returning David Flair who betrays his family and is Nikki's new couple, leading to a David Flair vs John Cena feud.

Bayley's debut match: Bayley vs Natalya
Bayley IMMEDIATELY turns heel and becomes a whiny bytch like every other diva. Izzy is banned forever from WWE events.

Real talk, that would actually get me to watch Raw :leon:
 

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So, if you really want Russo back, can you imagine his first (unfiltered) PPV card?

Cage Match for the WWE Title:
Brock Lesnar vs Seth Rollins
The announcers repeatedly specify that first to escape the cage is the winner. Lesnar is pissed off at Mike Chioda for he thinks his counts are too slow, so he suplex him, breaking the cage and letting the referee out first. Mike Chioda is the new WWE champion, and next night at Raw he keeps the title and forms a stable with his bodyguard Baron Corbin and Adam Rose's Bunny.

Trombone on a pole match. Tag titles on the line:
New Day vs Dudleyz.
Match ends when Big E betrays New Day and he joins Dudleyz as Big P Dudley (And Michael Cole has to say his name 100 times in the show from now on)

Intercontinental Buffet match for the Intercontinental Title:
Kevin Owens vs Ryback
A food fight. You know, because one is the master of the feed me more and the other is fat.

Deliverance Match: Wyatts vs Reigns/Ambrose
Did you read that supposed Wyatt storyline Russo had in mind? Yeah... the Wyatts have "homosexual undertones".

Divas title match: Charlotte vs Nikki Bella
Nikki wins the title back with help from, yes, the returning David Flair who betrays his family and is Nikki's new couple, leading to a David Flair vs John Cena feud.

Bayley's debut match: Bayley vs Natalya
Bayley IMMEDIATELY turns heel and becomes a whiny bytch like every other diva. Izzy is banned forever from WWE events.
lol with david flair coming out attacking cenas knee with the tire iron (or crowbar) over and over again :russ:

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its revealed that langstons name is actually Enis

Kofi and austin creed get sent to bootcamp to train harder by booker who reverts back to GI Bro as their manager along with Sgt. Slaughter (slaughter at some point does the spin-a-roonie)

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Kevin Owens becomes Kevin Steen the african dream and switches his music and look to



We see the re-emergence of hot fudge sunday matches along with bra and panties, mud wrestling and first to lose her top matches

One of the wyatts has a new match introduced where the winner must make his oponent squeal like a pig

they bring back that small ass cage they once used for scott steiner and call it the ambrose asylum

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To help push cesaro and cement Hogan as the greatest kayfabe heel they allign him with cesaro's new nazi stable which is basically this

 
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And didn't he beat Austin for the title on some fukkery stuff? :mjlol:

that kind of actually made sense, because hunter was an arrogant heel and would go on about how he would never grant austin a title shot and how much he hated vince for holding him down

so hunter calls out and bully's vince then beats him to a bloody pulp

*glass shatters*

austin runs in from the crowd, stuns hunter and pulls vince ontop of him for the 123

 
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One good thing about Russo is that he's willing to push new people. The downside to that, he'll often push people who aren't ready.

But, not everything he does it trash. He shouldn't be the head writer but he's good to have as a consultant, idea man and to help with character/promo development. Offer him some NXT work, and if he plays nice, move him up.

WWE is better off promoting the guy that currently writes NXT. Russo was the guy that wrote mostly trash in the lower and midcard while Vince handled the main events that brought in the money and ratings
 

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Imagine Bayley in a Vince Russo company. She'd show up and Nikki Bella would call her fat and say her face looks like a foot. Goodbye moms bringing their daughters to go see Bayley. Goodbye Bayley t shirts, faux ponytails, hair ribbons, etc. Russo didn't know what worked in 1999, how the hell would he know what works in 2015?
 

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Imagine Bayley in a Vince Russo company. She'd show up and Nikki Bella would call her fat and say her face looks like a foot. Goodbye moms bringing their daughters to go see Bayley. Goodbye Bayley t shirts, faux ponytails, hair ribbons, etc. Russo didn't know what worked in 1999, how the hell would he know what works in 2015?

But Russo wasn't around when they called Mickie James a fat pig
 

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that kind of actually made sense, because hunter was an arrogant heel and would go on about how he would never grant austin a title shot and how much he hated vince for holding him down

so hunter calls out and bully's vince then beats him to a bloody pulp

*glass shatters*

austin runs in from the crowd, stuns hunter and pulls vince ontop of him for the 123



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Imagine Bayley in a Vince Russo company. She'd show up and Nikki Bella would call her fat and say her face looks like a foot. Goodbye moms bringing their daughters to go see Bayley. Goodbye Bayley t shirts, faux ponytails, hair ribbons, etc. Russo didn't know what worked in 1999, how the hell would he know what works in 2015?

But her face does look like a foot?

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