Ryan Lochte is a MAH PHUKIN LIYA

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

 

[thatrapsfan]

If this was just about him telling his mom how he lost his wallet, he could have come up with a much simpler lie. Either there is more to this story or dude is an idiot

He is an idiot to be fair.

 

[The God Poster]

Everytime I see something about it or eating booty.....

Something tells me he got caught eating tranny booty

 

[Chrishaune]

Something tells new got caught eating tranny booty

 

[Champ_KW]

We're witnessing the white man's "he reached for a gun" narrative play out on the world stage.

 

[HiphopRelated]

When I read that he said he refused to give up his shyt when he was at gun point, I knew he was full of bullshyt.

Yep, wasn't really following the story, but saw that this morning and immediately went

Especially since his teammates bowed down with the quickness and he was getting his iron man on in front of some Brazillian thugs

 

[ExodusNirvana]

I think we can eliminate the tranny theories for now guys

 

[NYC Rebel]

I think we can eliminate the tranny theories for now guys

Blame Brazilian porn, bro.

 

[DonKnock]

I think we can eliminate the tranny theories for now guys

Not yet

 

[Ronnie Lott]

We're witnessing the white man's "he reached for a gun" narrative play out on the world stage.

Exactly. You know what else is funny? Is how a lot of white Americans have been bashing ALL Brazilian police and have criticized their corruption and incompetence. Yet refuse to acknowledge the same corruption and incompetence that goes on in the U.S

They won't ever give the same excuses and passes that they give US police

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

So for those keeping score at home, a white male gold medalist who drunkenly urinates on the sidewalk, vandalizes a gas station bathroom, and assaults a security guard = boys will be boys.

A black female gold medalist who fails to smile enough while sitting in the stands = disgusting anti-American with gross hair.

Really nothing else needs to be said.

Talkin' about a 32 year old on some "boys will be boys"

 

[MikelArteta]

Awaits miles teller playing lochte in the movie

 

[Tide Run This]

Better be glad Kim Jong ain't running shyt have them nikkas on that 15 year hard labor plan

 

[Th3G3ntleman]

the official IOC statement, "boys will be boys" huh?

In what world is 32 kids age? Holy shyt this is a disgusting fukking statement.

 

[Ronnie Lott]

So for those keeping score at home, a white male gold medalist who drunkenly urinates on the sidewalk, vandalizes a gas station bathroom, and assaults a security guard = boys will be boys.

A black female gold medalist who fails to smile enough while sitting in the stands = disgusting anti-American with gross hair.