Ryan Lochte is a MAH PHUKIN LIYA

[LezJepzin]

no, you didn't. you were trying to call him out on some "when he leave, i be talking again" shyt. i don't give a fukk about him, this could've been anyone and i would've posed the same question - are you really expecting an unarmed person to play tough guy when being stuck up?

Sure

 

[CJ]

Ima just drop this here

He has always been a clown and douchebag

They need to reunite these two so we can get their live reaction to this fukkery.

 

[Gyasi85]

Deadspin writers see brazil as a jungle full of miscreants, they were probably shocked to find out the country has actual judges

 

[CarbonBraddock]

Judge ordered them to stay in the country and turn over their passports...but Lochte's already back in america

:cheston:#AmericaSwag

 

[CarbonBraddock]

They'll snitch, those Brazilian jails don't even have toilets

Brazil is the biggest shythole on earth surpassed only by India, there the Brazillians themselves are the toilets.

 

[muzikfrk75]

So the IOC was right all along?

 

[KillbertArenas]

So the IOC was right all along?

i think they were trying to look out for him but his ass kept going with the story

 

[The American]

:cheston:#AmericaSwag

It's actually #whiteboycowardice.

It's always been the cacs hoping that this would be Apocalympics and that Brasil would embarrass themselves and show that they're a "3rd world shythole". But instead, they've put on a dope Olympics w no problems. U mad cacs

Anyone caping for this white boy or giving him props is looking funny in the light. fukk that fakkit, I hope Brasil bodies him something serious.

 

[darryl]

It's actually #whiteboycowardice.

It's always been the cacs hoping that this would be Apocalympics and that Brasil would embarrass themselves and show that they're a "3rd world shythole". But instead, they've put on a dope Olympics w no problems. U mad cacs

Anyone caping for this white boy or giving him props is looking funny in the light. fukk that fakkit, I hope Brasil bodies him something serious.

U know how this site is all these muthfukkas are funny In the light. Wouldn't be surprised if this whole forum is white

 

[ALonelyDad]

lmao

 

[pickles]

That dude dumb as hell (), you can tell looking at him, he doesn't really have much going on in his head.


I wouldn't be surprised if he was getting his dikk sucked by some underage lady boys.

Think about it, they train for 4 years for the olympics, and afterwards it is pure depravity.

 

[O.G.B]

lmao

The Brazilian authorities ain't fukking around!

 

[polokuo]

Massive L's for both LLLLLochte and braziLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

Locthe committed to that before really thinking it through. Let's see if he goes all the way or folds now that he's safely back in the U.S.

Rio, on the other hand, is so determined to save face they committing way more police resources to determine whether these dudes lied about a crime instead of trying to solve all those crimes that actually did happen.

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

Dude fled the country

Man had a gun to his face and said "whatever" to them

Dude is dumb as rocks...if you ever listen to his interviews

 

[King Jove]

triple post.