Ryan Lochte is a MAH PHUKIN LIYA

[MikelArteta]

Story didn't match up with the other occupants all were lying.

Amazing a robber jacks your wallet, money but leaves your credentials and your 800 dollar cell phone , and everyone escapes alive without a scratch on their body

Esp how calm and collective dude was talking about a gun was put to his head and he's like whatever breh, sounds like one of those embellished stories as you sit and tell chicks to show how hard you are

Then dude leaves th country asap knowing what was coming.
These dudes were so drunk they couldn't even describe the car or the color

Prob left his wallet in some brothel filled with trannies.

 

[FrankyFourFingers]

I knew breh was lyin when he said he responded to that nine milli staring at him with a "whatever"

Breh woulda been on his knees, shook and pleading if that woulda happened

Drama queen ass breh tryin to tarnish brasil to catch some headlines

 

[thatrapsfan]

I knew breh was lyin when he said he responded to that nine milli staring at him with a "whatever"

Breh woulda been on his knees, shook and pleading if that woulda happened

Drama queen ass breh tryin to tarnish brasil to catch some headlines

They've requested the other two swimmers passports

JAIL THEM BRAZIL!

 

[MikelArteta]

They arrived with their psychological and physical integrity unperturbed," she wrote, also noting that the swimmers appeared to be joking with each other and did not appear to be upset.


Get robbed but be laughing a few minutes later

Oh shyt its popping off. Brazilian judge ordered two of the swimmers to stay in Brazil and requested their passports:

Judge orders two U.S. swimmers to stay in the country

Lochte already fled the country

 

[JerseyBoy23]

I wonder if the other guy made it back.

 

[MikelArteta]

Also didn't take his cell phone but took his wallet

I knew breh was lyin when he said he responded to that nine milli staring at him with a "whatever"

Breh woulda been on his knees, shook and pleading if that woulda happened

Drama queen ass breh tryin to tarnish brasil to catch some headlines

 

[MikelArteta]

You know other dude gonna sing like abird

I wonder if the other guy made it back.

 

[JerseyBoy23]

You know other dude gonna sing like abird

Lochte was smart to fly back on Monday. I wonder if someone tipped of the US Olympic Committee.

 

[MikelArteta]

Probably, because dude seems like the type who would stay till the end partying and sleeping with Olympians

This dude lies ruined a countries rep and forced the rest of the Olympians to stay in the athletes village

Lochte was smart to fly back on Monday. I wonder if someone tipped of the US Olympic Committee.

 

[Box Factory]

Rio police commonly struggle to obtain information while investigating street crimes in Brazil as they encounter dozens of robberies a day in the violence-ridden city and lack the resources to get to the bottom of every case. Many such crimes don't even get reported by victims.

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I believe him

Also this is the daily mail, the British equivalent of the National Enquirer

 

[IWunD3r]

Typical cacs that nikkas and wenches worship.
Lie on ppl... steal, rape, kill.

#YourGods

 

[Steezy]

I owe an apology to @Whips-n-Chains

 

[Ain't That Something]

Probably, because dude seems like the type who would stay till the end partying and sleeping with Olympians

This dude lies ruined a countries rep and forced the rest of the Olympians to stay in the athletes village

Did they force the US Men basketball team to move out the cruise ship back to the vilkage

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Didnt he say he refused to pass over his belongings at first. First redflag

It was CLEARLY wolf tickets as soon as he added a billy badass account like that

 

[DaDoc04]