Ryan Lochte is a MAH PHUKIN LIYA
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Hope he gets jammed up and banned for life 
Ehhhh it'll get its 15 minutes and people will be on to the next episode of fukery. Im really curious wtf went down that night though. To think all this happened cuz Ryan Lochte's mom had to broadcast the ducktales his son told her on Facebook. I see being an attention whore runs deep in that family
I don't get it. Even if he is lying, why is the law getting involved? Am I missing something here? Are there repurcussions?
I think Brazilian law enforcement wants to completely exonerate themselves while publicly embarrassing & exposing Ryan Lochte along with the other U.S. swimmers involved as liars. Also a major story like this involving a famous, well known American athlete getting jacked by Brazilian police could also effect the country's future tourism & reputation.
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yeah there's a lot at stake for Brazil's future tourism they don't need some privileged dumbass cac ruining it for them, I hope they expose the whole swim team
Wqs listening to the radio and the reporter brought up good points.
Lochte prob lost is wallet somewhere embarrassing. Told his Mom was robbed and his Mom went to the media. He then lied on the today show . And if Lochte was smart he would have said a guy with a knife just came up to the nd they gavetheir money. But once they brought up the gun and fake police no way Brazil would let it go.
And the thing tjwt makes it so hard to believe is that every swimmer still has their cell phone and they were told before going to Rio to bring a old dummy phone because cell phone theft is crazy in Rio, due to the high resale value of smart phojesp
Lochte prob lost is wallet somewhere embarrassing. Told his Mom was robbed and his Mom went to the media. He then lied on the today show . And if Lochte was smart he would have said a guy with a knife just came up to the nd they gavetheir money. But once they brought up the gun and fake police no way Brazil would let it go.
And the thing tjwt makes it so hard to believe is that every swimmer still has their cell phone and they were told before going to Rio to bring a old dummy phone because cell phone theft is crazy in Rio, due to the high resale value of smart phojesp
Goes from gun pointed to my head and I just said whatever breh
To it didn't happen that way :Ufdup:
To it didn't happen that way :Ufdup:
I'd like to believe that, but u know how white America rolls
Hell no, never, only Black Americans. usa cacs are more our enemies than any foreigners.
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You're Mexican. Stop frauding like @TheGreatWallofThoughts.
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Because lying to law enforcement is a misdemeanor in Brazil and the same applies here in the states...I don't get it. Even if he is lying, why is the law getting involved? Am I missing something here? Are there repurcussions?
Not to mention these privileged fukkbois lies was broadcast all around the world potentially damaging the countries tourism paper...
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Brehs went to a brothel for some exotic cat but got found out
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Must have been a brothel. I get lying due to sponsorship but doesn't it seem like he went waaaaaay farther than he needed to go with the lie? Makes me wonder if it's something else. Drugs and brothel? Transsexual brother?
It was a brothel guys. Loche has a girlfriend and when he was robbed, and told his mom, he got pissed when she opened her mouth and went to the media. So he decided to IMMEDIATELY come up with a story, so that the investigation would not come out that he lost it after being at a brothel.
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