Ryan Lochte is a MAH PHUKIN LIYA

[KillbertArenas]

I heard they wasn't talking until U.S. officials come down to Rio.

How long does that take?

 

[ALonelyDad]

Here is what happened.

- 3 privileged retards went and decided to fight somebody and get in trouble
- Lochte didn't want to tell his mother the truth so he lied to her
- Privileged mother is outraged and goes to media
- shyt blows up

 

[CJ]

Don't know why I find this shyt so entertaining. Must be all these fukking swerves

shyt would have been great for his bum ass reality show

 

[The G.O.D II]

What a scumbag. He's retired anyway or whatever but whatever commission swimming has should drop the hammer down just to make sure. 3 year ban

 

[FSP]

Yep they lied.

Lochte's mom is MVP

 

[Trip]

So they got drunk and picked a fight then decided to file a police report?

 

[KillbertArenas]

Here is what happened.

- 3 privileged retards went and decided to fight somebody and get in trouble
- Lochte didn't want to tell his mother the truth so he lied to her
- Privileged mother is outraged and goes to media
- shyt blows up

The fight is probably the least of what they did...

That came out because it was caught on video...

Im sure theres more...

 

[El Poyo Loco]

Anyone who was for Lochte is like Carcetti when he found out McNulty lied about the homeless killings





Anyone who knew Lochte was singing is like Norman. " I wish I was still working for the newspapers this mess is too fukking good"

 

[tremonthustler1]

Here is what happened.

- 3 privileged retards went and decided to fight somebody and get in trouble
- Lochte didn't want to tell his mother the truth so he lied to her
- Privileged mother is outraged and goes to media
- shyt blows up

This is some Eddie Winslow type bullshyt


I still think he banged a tranny and didn't wanna get caught. Probably fought with security because he knew.

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Lochte outchea fighting gas station security guards breaking down doors lying saying he got robbed.

This nikka Lochte made up a Warren G and Nate Dogg "Regulators" story

 

[mastermind]

Lochte outchea fighting gas station security guards breaking down doors lying saying he got robbed.

 

[FSP]

This can't be real. The brazilian police arrived on the plane on some Hollywood just in time shyt so they could deliver the fukkery.

 

[AkaDemiK]

Judge ordered them to stay in the country and turn over their passports...but Lochte's already back in america

U nikkas r the best. I swear b

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

This nikka Lochte made up a Warren G and Nate Dogg "Regulators" story

Oh God, someone needs to make this into a animated gif. A million coli bucks for the first nikka to do it!

 

[ALonelyDad]

Lochte is 32 years old