Ryan Lochte is a MAH PHUKIN LIYA

[Won Won]

But we wouldn't even had heard of this if it wasn't for the robbery story

Concoct an alibi before you even need one brehs

 

[FaTaL]

I'm hoping for surveillance video


Pleeeeeease

Pretttyyy

Pleeeeeeaaaaase

 

[AkaDemiK]

This CAc prolly got caught up wit some Brazilian lady boys hangover style did some demonic shyt

I'm crying from every 5 post in here being him being caught with a tranny. You coli nikkas are wild

Y'all got some sick infatuation with that shyt

 

[Ronnie Lott]

 

[OnFleekTing]

either way one country is gonna take the L for this

 

[Jean toomer]

But we wouldn't even had heard of this if it wasn't for the robbery story

Concoct an alibi before you even need one brehs

I agree. When he did the interview with his sunglasses on I knew it was BS. There's has to be more to this story though kust makes no damn sense.

 

[jadillac]

the official IOC statement, "boys will be boys" huh?

 

[thatrapsfan]

This is honestly the greatest news story in the past 5 years. All-American Frat Boys havent taken an L this bad ever.

 

[Konnan]

Why did one of the swimmers breakdown a gas station restroom door to fight a security guard?

Im a little confused

 

[Dilltastic VolWon(derful)]

Why am I not surprised

 

[TrebleMan]

nvm.

 

[MVike28]

Be a leap year sport athlete and commit crimes in other countries then lie about it to the international media brehs

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

Why make it up in da first place tho??

 

[CarltonJunior]

Lochte is a grade-A piece of shyt

 

[MVike28]

Walk around Rio with a pocket full of stones and cash brehs



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