Ryan Lochte is a MAH PHUKIN LIYA

[King Jove]

Lochte gonna have to go back to Brazil and,

 

[madness]

dude tried to make himself out to be Dirty Harry..."Then the robber put his gun to my head, but I calmly squinted at him and said "Go ahead. Make my day"

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

I dont see why everyone was outraged about that one

She was told if she plans on having kids in the future that going to Brazil would be a risk because of zika

Brazilians was pissed about it, breh. That's why the crowd chant Zika every time she kick the ball.

 

[Big Boss]

the official IOC statement, "boys will be boys" huh?

Kids???

 

[NV-ME]

this whole "kids" narrative is the biggest pile of shyt, ever.

#ITWAN

 

[Miggs]

This 32 yr old cac vandalized a bathroom door,pissed on that sidewalk out back and then disgraced himself on national tv by lying and implicating a country on his lie and were told its nothing,its boys being boys FUGG No,that is insane a 32 yr old man shouldnt be responsible for his action ???

Fire that fat mufukkn IOC spokesman too....shyts ridiculous.

What will i tell my children ?

 

[Miggs]

this whole "kids" narrative is the biggest pile of shyt, ever.

#ITWAN

Yall need a Lochte shirt with a #ITWAN underneath....

 

[Konnan]

Brazilians was pissed about it, breh. That's why the crowd chant Zika every time she kick the ball.

Yea I know

But why are they mad?

 

[Originalman]

Honestly I have to the Brazilian authorities again. They could've EASILY swept that shyt under the rug as a routine stick up and not even look into that.

They weren't because shyt made them look bad on a global stage. That shyt can fukk up their tourist money and the possibility of getting another Olympics.

These dudes weren't thinking knowing the type of heat this would cause. Ain't no country gonna lie down and take shyt like this during the Olympics.

They better be glad they white, American and this ain't China. Jokers would be getting they feet burned with hot irons.

 

[Originalman]

This 32 yr old cac vandalized a bathroom door,pissed on that sidewalk out back and then disgraced himself on national tv by lying and implicating a country on his lie and were told its nothing,its boys being boys FUGG No,that is insane a 32 yr old man shouldnt be responsible for his action ???

Fire that fat mufukkn IOC spokesman too....shyts ridiculous.

What will i tell my children ?

IOC paid off....plus they don't want to piss off the US. They know which side they bread is buttered on.

 

[ALonelyDad]

this press conference on CNN

 

[ALonelyDad]

this is the woat translator

 

[madness]

the official IOC statement, "boys will be boys" huh?

i'm sure the IOC would've made the same statement if this situation involved deandre jordan, harrison barnes, demar derozan and draymond green

 

[King Jove]

What am I supposed to tell my kids when they ask me about this?

What does the IOC stand for?

:sadhannahstorm:

 

[ALonelyDad]

One of the swimmers was very mad, so the security guard put his gun to calm him down