Ryan Lochte rewarded by 'Murican White Supremacy

[Doobie Doo]

He looks like the rich kid bad guy in every 80's yuppie film

 

[HopeKillCure]

He looks like the rich kid bad guy in every 80's yuppie film

Ole' Janitor from Scrubs looking ass

 

[IWunD3r]

That blk male privilege every body.

 

[Luna]

Me no Cubano, brehs

He makes Paris Hilton sound eloquent.
What is it with hot people and lacking brains?

 

[Worthless Loser]

Remember last week he got a sponsor.

Ryan Lochte's endorsement comeback is underway ... he just signed a brand new deal with a throat drop company ... TMZ Sports has learned.

Lochte will team up with the Pine Brothers throat lozenge company, a rep confirms -- to be the face of a campaign that promotes the drops as "Forgiving On Your Throat."

Lochte will appear in print ads and a commercial.

Pine Bros. CEO Rider McDowell says, "We all make mistakes, but they're rarely given front-page scrutiny. He’s a great guy who has done incredible work with charities. I’m confident that Pine Bros. fans will support our decision to give Ryan a second chance."

We're guessing the campaign will include some comical references to Lochte's Brazil drama -- you know, since he's asking the public to forgive him for that whole thing.

Of course, Lochte lost all of his major sponsors after Brazilian officials say he lied about an alleged gas station robbery -- but when 1 (or 4) door closes ...

So we'll be seeing this white privledge on our TV screens still. It's just a matter of time before more sponsor pick him up.

It's a cliche thing to say but it's so true. If this was a black person his career would be ruined and he'd be blackbailed.

 

[UltimateSource]

Here's the summary of Ryan's crimes for anyone who forgot:

Dude sound like he eat rusty ass lug nuts for breakfast every morning.

 

[HopeKillCure]

Dude sound like he eat rusty ass lug nuts for breakfast every morning.

He sounds like he has a voice box

 

[UltimateSource]

He sounds like he has a voice box

I couldn't listen to 2 seconds of that shyt, Jesus Christ.

 

[Ironman]

Ole' Janitor from Scrubs looking ass

Dr.-Jan-Itor

 

[HopeKillCure]

Swim shady speaks on his DWTS gig, he says: "I think they definitely blew this thing way bigger than what it was supposed to be. That stinks for me, but you just have to kind of really roll with the punches and whatever happens, happens. ... I made a mistake — I’m only human and I learned from it."

Really want to see how quickly this all blows over and he gets the full pass

 

[HopeKillCure]

Lochte debuts on DWTS: 2 people arrested for protesting

Anti-Ryan Lochte protest at 'Dancing With the Stars' nets 2 arrests

 

[HopeKillCure]

"How do you feel?" Lochte victimized already, media cac media spinning him as the victim:


Interview with the 2 protestors:

 

[LezJepzin]

He looks like the rich kid bad guy in every 80's yuppie film

'Ol Frances from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure ass