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Guys, I have something to admit. The truth is I have a very tiny penis. Yes, that's right, I'm admitting it here and in front of all of you. That's the way I am and there is nothing you can do to change it. I've struggled with this for years. It's like I hit puberty and the rest of me grew but my penis stayed the same. Sometimes I lose track of it in the bundle of hair surrounding it. On a cold day it shrivels up and I have to warm it up to get a grip on it. I was afraid to grind on a girl at the school dances cause she would notice. When I finally did grind on a girl I don't even remember her reaction, but she must have known. I wonder if the guy who circumcised me messed up. There was always this odd part of my foreskin that never quite looked right. Sometimes I get hard white growths from it. Still not sure what that's about. Of course I've never shown it to a woman, why would I? I'm certain she would laugh. Or maybe I get her so drunk and convince her doggy style is the way to go. But then the nightmare always comes back and I wonder if she will ask me 'is it in yet?' There is a condition known as Marfan's syndrome which results in something known as 'micropenis,' however I don't have any of the other symptoms. No no no, of course if I get successful the world will just imagine that I did it all to compensate for a tiny penis...but why would a tiny penis make me more successful.. Unless all successful men have small penises. It makes a lot of sense. I imagine that certain male artists like Drake and Kanye have incredibly small penises so they pursue the most dangerous woman to justify it all to the world, they over compensate. All success is compensation, it all comes from our penis. Sex is the main driving factor, it all makes sense. Imagine a society where we had to all be nude. The men with big penises breed and take over the gene pool which is why men with small penises should sieze their chance now and become successful and sow their seed so that we may have other, more successful people in this world.. Yes and eventually the average penis size decreases until no one had a large member.
 

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Where would Cali get water from? :mjlol:

Y'all on Nevada's titty.
Are you retarded?

Of course I'm going to respect Nevada. But just like I value the opinions of great writers, great artist, I value the opinions of great states in our union

So when I ask, I'm not asking you. I'm asking real ones. Go suck off your shytty opinion.
 

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fukk going on in this thread
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Nevada ain't shyt :laff:

IF it happened, the CO River compact would be useless, Arizona would drain the shyt of the river before the Hoover Dam

Nevada would be begging CA to buy its northern evaporating water for an energy exchange in 20 days

You sound like you know what you're talking about, but after looking it up, your comments aren't adding up.

Why would Arizona drain it?
The Hoover Dam is just gonna stop providing energy?
 
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