S&P 500 just halted trading

[postnutclarity]

when have i said in this thread “we are all doomed”

thecoli

You didn’t have to say it. The tone of your post in here said it all.

 

[Imhotep2]

Which stocks should I buy?

Buy oil Shorts like DWT or s&p 500 and dow inverses. Basically, if the markets crash, you make money. I got a breaking news update last night regarding OPEC and russia not reaching an oil deal and quickly placed an order this morning for 50 shares at $10 and the bytch ass motherfukkers at Robinhood cancelled my order because it was down

At one point that joker went from $10 to $18 today. Could've made $400

 

[NinoBrown]

Lots of fear in here....

 

[[Something Cool]]

Why Oil Stocks Are Crashing Today | The Motley Fool

Unrelated to the Corona virus but Chevron, BP, and Connoco Phillips are down 15 to 25% just today. Other energy stocks down as much as 40%. So I’d keep my eye on energy stocks. If Saudi Arabia and Russia end up in a new agreement those losses will bounce right
back.

 

[humminbird]

Buy oil Shorts like DWT or s&p 500 and dow inverses. Basically, if the markets crash, you make money. I got a breaking news update last night regarding OPEC and russia not reaching an oil deal and quickly placed an order this morning for 50 shares at $10 and the bytch ass motherfukkers at Robinhood cancelled my order because it was down

At one point that joker went from $10 to $18 today. Could've made $400

We got a fellow dwt trader here
My favorites that and ugaz/dgaz
are you going long on dwt or getting risky with uwt?

 

[Mowgli]

Investing time

 

[Scientific]

my 401k is down 10 thousand dollars in literally 2 weeks.

fukk. how soon before it comes back up?

Did anyone ever tell you that's what's going to happen.

The market is cyclical. Highs & lows. The highs will always be more frequent than the lows. If you're under 40. So what if it comes down. The swing back up will get your losses back & then some.

I'm not trying to trivialize peoples fear of their 401ks. But does anyone ever explain to yall theres never a risk proof investment strategy(short of selling coke). It shouldn't matter if theres a recession unless you're like 60. You're young enough to ride these out. Especially how boom & bust the market is now.

 

[Dameon Farrow]

Don't put anything in this market right now that you can't afford to kiss goodbye. Because I wasn't expecting today's behavior at all and I'm sure a looooot of folks who thought they were buying the dip last week got washed today. The downward pressure is pretty nuts and I don't see it letting up. Don't let the potential green day tomorrow fool you. More downward pressure coming. Today doesn't bode well for the future of the market short term. Volatility is on one million right now.

 

[levitate]

Which stocks should I buy?

Anything. Everything is down.

 

[kingofnyc]

You didn’t have to say it. The tone of your post in here said it all.

so.... i didn’t have to say something - you said, i said




thecoli logic is unreal

 

[fact]

Breh most companies give you two weeks of sick leave and it goes up incrementally the longer you stay. Two weeks might seem like more than enough but a lot of employers punish you for using it. I know everyone on the Coli has a C suite job with the best benefits and they can come and go as they please, but the rest of the country is getting fukked over.

It’s very unfortunate that there are so many jobs in this country that don’t even give you sick days. Honestly, the only thing as a manger that pisses me off is when one of my employees has like 4 weeks vacation, and a week sick time, and uses it all up by feb or March, and don’t have any time left for the rest of the year to fukk off with.

 

[Gyasi85]

Graduate into a looming recession brehs and brehettes

 

[Imhotep2]

We got a fellow dwt trader here
My favorites that and ugaz/dgaz
are you going long on dwt or getting risky with uwt?

Longing DWT

Price of oil may get to $20 a barrel during this price war

UWT down 71% in one day. It's about to be so low they may delist the fund.

DGAZ must've been good to you this year

 

[humminbird]

Longing DWT

Price of oil may get to $20 a barrel during this price war

UWT down 71% in one day. It's about to be so low they may delist the fund. Even if the price of oil will eventually get higher, you'll lose money everyday.

DGAZ must've been good to you this year

yeah i did short and long term trades on it made some good pocket money from it.
I was thinking of longing DWT as well

 

[JLova]

Those pink slips are coming.