Salads Are Garbage

[Dwight Howard]

yea I said it...

Random assortment of cold vegetables with chunks meat sprinkled on top. Wtf is that shyt. I damn near get offended when they bring me a salad at a restaurant I send that shyt back Everytime. You bring me a salad it better consist of collard greens, black eyed peas, and fried corn. fukk I look like eating cold lettuce and chunky tomato cuts.


I was out with a few business folks and they looked at me crazy when I sent the salad back. Like I had broken a rule. I said I hate salad. One of the partners hit me with the “hah we all said the same when we were younger”...

 

[Zero]

Croutons with the right dressing make the cypher complete

 

[Blankthawtz]

fukkouttahere....

 

[Jean Jacket]

Shut up.

 

[Kings County]

yea I said it...

Random assortment of cold vegetables with chunks meat sprinkled on top. Wtf is that shyt. I damn near get offended when they bring me a salad at a restaurant I send that shyt back Everytime. You bring me a salad it better consist of collard greens, black eyed peas, and fried corn. fukk I look like eating cold lettuce and chunky tomato cuts.


I was out with a few business folks and they looked at me crazy when I sent the salad back. Like I had broken a rule. I said I hate salad. One of the partners hit me with the “hah we all said the same when we were younger”...

u gon age like a mother fukker lol
corn isnt even real they make that shyt in a lab

 

[Diondon]

Nah. Grilled sesame chicken/garlic chicken, croutons and some fire dressing = piff

 

[YouMadd?]

Get more creative with your flavors

I Just had some Kale/Romaine/Dandelion with pumpkin seeds, avocado, apples, agave, oil, salt, pepper, crushed red peppers. Bery refreshing and my colon and liver is like "god bless you "

 

[George's Dilemma]

Love a good salad. Fresh green peppers, banana peppers, red onions, spinach, mushrooms, cucumbers, carrots, cherry tomatoes, broccoli, little cheese, little bit of bacon bits, croûtons, etc.. Italian dressing, or Ranch, or Blue Cheese (Rick Ross grunt),


How anybody doesn't like a salad or vegetables for that matter

 

[pete clemenza]

I love salad

 

[FoolinLikeABitvh]

OP feels like a man now yall

 

[get these nets]

hahahaha

don't know how serious to take this thread

why not tell the waiter that you don't want salad when you order?

make waiters do extra work and see what it gets you.

 

[Stir Fry]

Negged

 

[Kamikaze Revy]

You eatin the wrong salads then you fat b*stard

 

[ThaEruditious]

I used to think that way, but fukk that. I fukks with some salads long as I got some Italian dressing on hand. This H.G. Hill back in Nashville used to make this Chicken BLT salad that was good af!

 

[stave]

I used to hate them but I like them now. Cobb salad with no bleu cheese.