Salma Hayek would get it

[Poitier]

Mexican breh

she's half Lebanese

And her mom is a Spaniard

 

[labrokejames]

I mean I been feaning her titty meats since I was 6 years old. :c00nass:

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

And nothin but goofy lookin cacs dun tasted dat thang.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

State the obvious in an attempt to get a five-star thread, brehs.

 

[Tunez]

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Welcome to 2001

I guess i'll just fukk her right after I take off these NBA Logo jeans.

Speeding through my city to get to her, brehs.

Hell nah!

 

[LastManStanding]

 

[At30wecashout]

That hairline.

 

[AntiHero]

 

[King Poetic]

Still looking good at 48.. she still in my top 5

 

[Momentum]

Speeding through my city to get to her, brehs.

yall nikkas have NO chill

 

[sun raw]

yeah i'd let her murder my balls

 

[TKOK]

Speeding through my city to get to her, brehs.

:deadhockey: what the hell?

as for this thread her in From Dawn Till Dusk>>>>>>. I'm not even a foot guy but i'd gladly trade places with quentin tarantino in that one spot.

 

[A.V.]

I'd smack baby Jesus kufi just for a whiff of that half a century cobwebbed Spaniard douchebox, brehs I'd do anything

 

[Doobie Doo]

Salma Hayek is a 9. 1 point deduction for the "Super Hero" chin as Corey Holcomb would say.