Salmonella outbreak in 7 states linked to eggs

[DerrtySouthpaw]

Thought I was a goner because I just had eggs, but realized I'm in Koalabama

Alabama got bigger fish to fry

 

[Zero]

MAHA!

 

[JQ Legend]

a week past the sell by date isn't a big deal, neither is 2. it's been refrigerated the whole time.

as for the garden business, it's best to let them rot naturally out of sight.

I still got 7 outta this dozen

Was thinking I might scramble 4 of them over the next few days and boil the rest so they’re all cooked by Wednesday

I ain’t really trying to chance 3 weeks, or even 2

I paid a grip for these brown ass eggs, bought them like a month ago