#Saltbae (:dame:) tries to feed Future but gets curved

klientel

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This shyt happend to me when I with my ole' girl, we was at one of them hibachi restaurants or whatever where they be flipping the food in front and trying to fling it in your mouth. Dude was flipping meat and vegetables at everyone seated along the bench everybody was trying to catch that shyt like a seal.

So when he flipped a shrimp at me and I caught it with my hand my girl hit me with the :martin: talkin about "You gotta play along:damn:"

Dude flipped another that i wasnt gonna try to catch with my mouth :dame:and it hit me on the shoulder getting soy sauce on my shirt:stopitslime:

Manager came out and gave us the meal for free for dude messing my shirt up, they ain't know I got that shirt from a thrift store for $3 though:lolbron:

It ain’t even that serious. Everybody knows they flip food at hibachi restaurants. You need to loosen the fukk up....
 

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It ain’t even that serious. Everybody knows they flip food at hibachi restaurants. You need to loosen the fukk up....

The blatant lies you tell :gucci:

Of all the countless times I’ve been to hibachi and kanki, there hasn’t been one single instance of the cook flinging food into people’s mouths.

They don’t even fling it onto the plate, they just fix it.

Make them false claims around ppl who DONT go to these spots breh :martin:
 

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This shyt happend to me when I with my ole' girl, we was at one of them hibachi restaurants or whatever where they be flipping the food in front and trying to fling it in your mouth. Dude was flipping meat and vegetables at everyone seated along the bench everybody was trying to catch that shyt like a seal.

So when he flipped a shrimp at me and I caught it with my hand my girl hit me with the :martin: talkin about "You gotta play along:damn:"

Dude flipped another that i wasnt gonna try to catch with my mouth :dame:and it hit me on the shoulder getting soy sauce on my shirt:stopitslime:

Manager came out and gave us the meal for free for dude messing my shirt up, they ain't know I got that shirt from a thrift store for $3 though:lolbron:

Lol...well played sir. :jawalrus:
 

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Let a man feed you meat off his sword...

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