I hate parking when i go home..
But about two summers ago i got hemmed up for
jumping on Muni without paying for a ticket.
Yeah i know it was wrong but that fare is outta control and i didnt want to pay for a weekly pass being i was only in town for two days then going to San Jose.
The gate is always broken in Civic Center, so i just dipped and got on Muni and what do you know as soon as the L Taraval train stopped at Castro, two cops jumped on asking for passes.
Told them i didnt have one and i dont have a Cali id anymore and the questioning began

"This Texas ID looks fake"
"Do you know the penality for this"
Talking reckless but i was just trying to meet up with a chick i hadn't seen in a while and just said
"Man fukk all that, ill just take the ticket and get off at West Portal..
Long story short $50 dollar ticket and
"Next time it can be worse"