Sarah Jessica Parker Is The Most Unearthly Mofo on this planet next to Sam Cassell

[Zapp Brannigan]

She looks like a transgender gal. No thanks. Her cheeks make her look like a meth head. And no, a magazine cover with tons of airbrush and photoshop isn't going to convince me she's an unearthly beauty.

 

[Fellatio]

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

She looks like one of the People Under the Stairs.
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[ROFL_GUY]

shes looking like a tired dinosaur,
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[profound]

when i was a kid she looked that old, now im grown and she still looks that old.

 

[Fckumeen]

Only time she was sexy.

 

[mrken12]

Perfect example of how the media pushes people to be sex symbols/attractive when they're far from it. Kristen Stewart is another example.