saw a pawg driving; so i balled up a piece of paper with my number and threw it....

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saw a pawg in her car looking cute, paying attention to the road with her windows down like:

i tried to get her attention to tell her to pull over but she didnt see me.

i wrote my number on a paper and balled it up, tryin to maintain the same speed as her and threw it in her car but it ended up hitting her in the face!

she slammed on her brakes with this look:

after slamming on her brakes, i tried to floor it but she got behind me with her phone out

do you guys think she got my license plate or just tried to call the cops?

 

[Real]

She wanted to give u some dome. U fukked up

 

[killacal]

Dont worry she wasn't calling the cops, she was posting your thirst on her facebook to get even more thirst in the comments

You started a simp chain reaction

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

She wanted to give u some dome. U fukked up

this is serious man, i can't go to jail.

 

[Real]

this is serious man, i can't go to jail.

Well if u would've stopped and let her slurp u up.....u wouldnt be paranoid

 

[Screwface Exchange]

how is she a pawg, if she was drivin? u cnt see her ass.

oh yeah forgot, dis whole story is made up.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

The pictures really cleared everything up. Thanks murdock.

 

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how is she a pawg, if she was drivin? u cnt see her ass.

oh yeah forgot, dis whole story is made up.

not made up.

i consider most white women who are cute pawgs. plus the girl who was driving was busty. nice boobs. i could tell she had a whooty

 

[EducatedBrothaFromTheBank]

so basically u saw her and tried to make a move and

 

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so basically u saw her and tried to make a move and

well its a little different because looking at it that way, i made her trip then i tried to make a run for it

 

[flipn50]

First off, props on the bold move. If she ever did get your license plate and called the cop (which I highly doubt), you can use this thread as evidence of your true intention.

You wanted to connect with a female that you find attractive and unfortunate events happened.

The cop will hit you with the and take your ass to jail.

WTF is a Coli

 

[Dark Knyght]

You have one hell of an arm kid, you should be in the majors.
There's no way you threw a piece of paper out your window into another car, the wind resistance would've sent that shyt flying backward on some Motumbo shyt.

 

[ROFL_GUY]

calls cops:

"yeah omg sum black guy just through something at my car while i was drivin and it totally hit me in the face and i almost crashed into a schoolbus"





you wont know till a day later... they cant catch you if they dont know where you are

 

[Majestic Pape]

The cops won't give a fukk about this shyt anyway if she called.

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

the wind would've took it before it reached her car based on your photo description.

if you through it in her passenger side window it still wouldn't have hit her in the face....