Scared of Spiders? Here's what you can do

[MBwithadream]

1. Go to your Car
2. Drive to the store (especially with some produce)
3. Get you some citrus fruits (oranges, lemons, grapefruit)
4. Buy the fruits ( A bag or two worth if possible)
5. Go to your house
6. Place a fruit on each side of your house (Put two in the bedroom)

That should stop the spiders from crawlin on you or even biting you because spiders don't like citrus fruits.

It's too acidic for them, my friends.

Thank You,

& You're Welcome.

 

[606onit]

 

[kash10003]

ants are more annoying though

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

they dont like citrus fruits so wouldnt they just crawl away from them while they bite you in the night?

 

[Chief]

1. Go to your Car
2. Drive to the store (especially with some produce)
3. Get you some citrus fruits (oranges, lemons, grapefruit)
4. Buy the fruits ( A bag or two worth if possible)
5. Go to your house
6. Place a fruit on each side of your house (Put two in the bedroom)

That should stop the spiders from crawlin on you or even biting you because spiders don't like citrus fruits.

It's too acidic for them, my friends.

Thank You,

& You're Welcome.

Men are killers of spider your bytch ass can't even do that

 

[MBwithadream]

Men are killers of spider your bytch ass can't even do that

This is for like women, or gay-womenly men who don't know how to handle the situation so to speak.

Scared People. People with phobias.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

i like spiders. they kill other bugs i don't like.
if i see one in my crib i either leave it alone or scoop it up and put it outside.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

My plan is better:

1. See your woman scared of a spider
2. Pound chest
3. Rip shirt open
4. Tell her to soak in your fukkin' brolic
5. "Goddamn it you soak in that brolic, woman!"
6. Put on a big ass pair of boots; I have a pair of Timberland field books in black that work quite nicely
7. Bite a chunk of Jack Link's beef jerky, found in the snack aisle at your local Ralph's, Vons, or Safeway supermarket
8. Stomp the fukk out of the spider
9. Finisk your Jack Links (tm) beef jerkey
10. Rail your woman as she admires the brolic

Only method I can think of.

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

i like spiders. they kill other bugs i don't like.
if i see one in my crib i either leave it alone or scoop it up and put it outside.

this somewhat


i wont kill them unless they are in my way trying to block off my toilet or something along those lines and threaten to bite

 

[Malta]

So now that I know you, and people entering this thread fear spiders, I present you with nightmares -

They don't scare me, but I know they scare you

 

[nalej]

I must the only other one that isn't afraid of spiders.

 

[Kings County]

So now that I know you, and people entering this thread fear spiders, I present you with nightmares -

They don't scare me, but I know they scare you

MY GOD!!!!!! I WASNT SCARED OF SPIDERS UNTILL THIS

if i see any one of these scenarios im moving my ass to another state

 

[Mr. Somebody]

MY GOD!!!!!! I WASNT SCARED OF SPIDERS UNTILL THIS

if i see any one of these scenarios im moving my ass to another state

Really friend? Dont be afraid of these arachnid beasts. 5 hard sprays of mildew removing bleach in that corner and its Halayluya when i do ya

 

[Malfoy]

This made me want to vomit.
@Malta

 

[luckyse7enz]

So now that I know you, and people entering this thread fear spiders, I present you with nightmares -

They don't scare me, but I know they scare you

That first picture.

fukk kind of video game shyt is that? One big ass leader spider and a bunch of smaller demonic minions. Where's a fukking flame-thrower or grenade when you need one?

There's no way that I leave that room without destroying that corner of my ceiling. I'd have to suit up like a commando before killing all them shyts.