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@DanicaCray one time I was in the Deep South chilling outside with a group of people at night, but there were street lights on (this is significant because there was virtually no noise, as opposed to places with lots of air traffic from aviation), when what looked like a hang glider or biplane went by right over the tree tops (it was pretty close) and it was COMPLETELY SILENT. It also seemed unmanned.
It was going very very very slow, it made no noise, it was maintaining its altitude and there was absolutely no wind.
Everyone looked up, saw it going by overhead, we looked at each other and NO ONE said a word.
I don't know if anyone was scared at that moment. But looking back now... I have no idea what the hell that was.
How does something glide/fly with no wind, no noise and no engine.
i'm sure ive spoke on it before here.....
back in the day when i lived on the westside it
was a regular night....nikkas drinking,smoking
weed and chillin before everybody called it a night.
this dude named burch who later killed his self over
this trifflin bytch darlene said what the fukk and pointed up.
*swear to God* it was like a giant triangle was cut out of
the sky........I mean so dark that it made the night sky look
light grey.
it had blood red lights on each end,didnt make a sound and
just cruised over us.
the next day everybody was out and about like nobody
saw shyt.....so my neighbor chicken man *real nickname*
steps outside,I walk over and say.....you saw it to right?
dude goes......we all saw that shyt nikka.
we know what that was.....
.... We said fukk it and left. Those people all looked like they were brainwashed. No one spoke, no one's attention diverted from the bearded man. It was just a weird fukking thing to see. 
. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion 
. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain 
. Time to die 
.
Anyhow, I found myself on the very last backroad before I hit the main street towards my house and out of nowhere I see a flash (which I now know was an obnoxiously large wristwatch) and something that had moved so quickly I thought I was seeing things. I swerved to avoid potentially hitting a person or dog or building, who fukking knows. Instead I hit a parked car. Just barely though, thank God. In the seconds it took me to survey my surroundings someone had opened my passenger door and sat in my car. Nasty yellow dikk in left hand, right hand trying to pull out my t*ts. Weird reach btw...
I slowly reached for the pair of scissors I keep in the middle console and had them up in the air so quick. When he saw that he booked it. Never droven down that street again.
