scaring your lady in the car while you're driving appreciation

[Buckeye Fever]

*quietly drives the highway as wifey reads a book on her ipad*

*all of a sudden*

Me: "OHMYGOD!!!!"

Her:*throws ipad to ceiling of car* JEFF! "


Me:

 

[Dooby]

Your name is Jeff and you post here. Your gal can't be any higher than a 5/10.

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Your name is Jeff and you post here. Your gal can't be any higher than a 5/10.

 

[James Carter]

*car wheel alignment is off so it goes to the right*
on the freeway bout to exit i let the steering wheel go

Me: babe take the wheel real quick
Her: for what?
*hitting 75 getting ever closer to the wall*

Me: girl stop playing and take the wheel
Her: *looks to see how close to the wall we are*
Me: TAKE THE WHEEL!
Her: WHY ARE YOU PLAYING
*grabs wheel last minute and smoothly exits the freeway*

Me: lets get something to eat
Her: I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!

 

[msims]

*car wheel alignment is off so it goes to the right*
on the freeway bout to exit i let the steering wheel go

Me: babe take the wheel real quick
Her: for what?
*hitting 75 getting ever closer to the wall*

Me: girl stop playing and take the wheel
Her: *looks to see how close to the wall we are*
Me: TAKE THE WHEEL!
Her: WHY ARE YOU PLAYING
*grabs wheel last minute and smoothly exits the freeway*

Me: lets get something to eat
Her: I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!

 

[Two Stacks]

 

[ugksam]

i love it when they reach over and grab my arm, im like fukk you bytch i'll kill both of us at any given moment YOU BETTER RESPECT ME

 

[PortCityProphet]

ahhaha

 

[Sansprix]

I do this shyt to my man sometimes, except at home. I'll be in the shower, and then I'll slap the glass shower door mad hard and then scream as loud as I can. He'll be screaming "BABY, YOU AIGHT??????" Then when he comes running in the bathroom to check on me, I'll do a funny dance while naked First he's cuz he fell for it again, then he's at my funny dance. I just hope one day I don't really fall and then he doesn't come

 

[Uncle Trill]

I do this shyt to my man sometimes, except at home. I'll be in the shower, and then I'll slap the glass shower door mad hard and then scream as loud as I can. He'll be screaming "BABY, YOU AIGHT??????" Then when he comes running in the bathroom to check on me, I'll do a funny dance while naked First he's cuz he fell for it again, then he's at my funny dance. I just hope one day I don't really fall and then he doesn't come

I wanna see the dance

 

[Sansprix]

I wanna see the dance

 

[malbaker86]

Nah i know i can't be the only one w/a wife/gf who is a passenger seat driver am i? Just about everytime we drive she quick to comment on some "slow down" or "you're driving too close" "put ur blinkers on" etc. i never listen

 

[innocentdevil]

This thread is bringing back memories

 

[Why-Fi]

I drive close to parked cars on her side lol. Love she holds the dashboard like that's going to stop me from crashing

 

[patscorpio]

last fight i got into my gf was about that