Scarlett Johanssson is pregnant.

[Hood Critic]

I'm da pappy...[/bernie mac voice]

 

[MenacingMonk]

The resentment from some of you.

 

[BasedPrime]

 

[Nintendough]

How good yall think it feels to nut in her?

 

[Mr. Somebody]

What a nice couple.

 

[Diondon]

She chopped off her titties anyhow

 

[jdubnyce]

good thing she got naked in that upcoming movie ....she's dead to me now tho

EDIT: just saw the pic, her man look like a full blown homo

tell me more breh

 

[DEAD7]

She's dead to me

 

[T-K-G]

fukk this harlot

shyt aint shyt ...........

 

[Dwolf]

Why are you dudes mad

 

[Jazzy B.]

 

[Kingshango]

On one hand

On the other hand, them preggo titties.

 

[FcKuPaYmE]

Bytch is dead to me now.




...unless she has an abortion.

 

[HipHopStan]

I can only imagine what that means for the Black Widow character in Avengers 2.

Bring in Ms. Marvel.

 

[jaguar paw]

I hear her pubes have shaped into a flat top.