SCENARIO: You KO some sucka

[yo moms]

got a better idea, when the pigs at your door, reach for their gun in the most threatening manner possible.......and then if they got backup...reach for their backup's gun too....keep reaching for their guns...and let coli know how it turns out

normal police dont have guns in uk

 

[Jesus Is Lord]

but he went down with just one right hand last time

i think he has a glass chin.

Well it's this simple, use that same right hand. Say nothing to him.

 

[yo moms]

Well it's this simple, use that same right hand. Say nothing to him.

im not hitting him again. hes a snitch and i got lucky to get off last time

 

[Jesus Is Lord]

im not hitting him again. hes a snitch and i got lucky to get off last time

Well do this. It never failed me.

set your crib on fire, do the human beat box and jerk off until you die

 

[yo moms]

Well do this. It never failed me.

k.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

run out the back and run to your homies house. statue of limitations is what? 7 years

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

it would be funny if you spent the rest of your life sucker punching the same dude once a month.
hit a different part of his body every other time though.

jaw, chest, jaw, neck, jaw, calve, jaw, knee, jaw, ass cheek, jaw, balls, jaw, back of head....forever.

 

[Tunez]

Jail time

 

[ugksam]

tomorrow's yo mom thread gonna be "im thinkin about coppin a blade and going out and trying to mug some people"

 

[Jesus Is Lord]

it would be funny if you spent the rest of your life sucker punching the same dude once a month.
hit a different part of his body every other time though.

jaw, chest, jaw, neck, jaw, calve, jaw, knee, jaw, ass cheek, jaw, balls, jaw, back of head....forever.

 

[Money Be Green]

 

[Jparker]

I'm hopping out the window and going to find that nikka. I hate a nikka that calls the police just because he got his ass whooped.

 

[I'm Billy FUCO!!]

You know......I'm really starting to believe the cops don't make up shyt to throw y'all asses in jail for as much as some of y'all claim on here.....

 

[TheChosenOne]

how much time we talking bout

 

[ls773]

For a different reason but they showed up at my house once , and I ran out the back . When I was jumping the fence the whole panel of fence flipped up somehow and I landed on a cinder block. I hid under my neighbors porch for like 2 hours cause my dikkhead roommates let them in to search my room, then had to go get stitches in my shin. Charges didn't even end up getting filed. shyt was pathetic.