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Naymond: yo kenard, where's the pack?:patrice:
Kenard::wtb:
Nay: you said police kicked your door in. We saw the door. They ain't kick shyt:ufdup:
Kenard::childplease:
Nay: Where the pack:birdman:
Kenard: Package up my ass gump:troll:
Nay: I'm bout to:pacspit:
Kenard: You bout to. Go on and walk:camby:
Mike::cape::slapfight:
Kenard::deadmanny:
Random dude: Ay look at that lil nikka getting his ass whupped:ooh:
Mike: Yo Nay hurry up and get your pack off this bytch so we can go:win:
Nay: I don't want it:sadbron:
Mike::snoop:
 
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Omar: That wasn't no attempted murder. :mjpls:
Levy: What was it, Mr. Little? :childplease:
Omar: I shot the boy Mike-Mike in his hind parts, that all. :manny:
Omar: Fixed it up so he couldn't sit right. :pachaha:
Levy: Why'd you shoot Mike-Mike in his, um, hind parts, Mr. Little? :why:
Omar: Let's say we had a disagreement. :jawalrus:
Levy: A disagreement over? :stopitslime:
Omar: Well, you see, Mike-Mike thought he should keep that cocaine he was slingin' and the money he was makin' from slingin' it. :patrice:

Omar: I thought otherwise. :myman:
 
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Clay Davis: You think I'm gonna be the scapegoat for the whole damn machine?!:pacspit:

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Cutty: And....and then I can put a poster of you with your name on it in the gym..

Avon: :what:Man you know I don't want my face on no posters. How much you need? :birdman:

Cutty: Uh...Fi....Five thousand.:lupe:
Avon: :stopitslime: You made me wait through all that for 5,000?! :pachaha:Slim get the man 15,000.
 
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Out here in my damn drawls
Imma type this long shyt, so ya asses better read it:birdman:

Bunk: "You see now? I'm here to tell you, this remaining silent shyt ain't nothing like they make it out to be.You up in here all tight with it, waiting for your paid lawyer, thinking you all wise, ain't you? No, see that works when you some kind of criminal mastermind, when you ain't been seen runnin' from the deed :comeon:....... when your own fukkin' running partner ain't in the next room, putting you in. Oh yeaahh.....yep yep yep.........*whispers in suspects ear*................... He's telling it like a little bytch. We even went to mickey d's for him because he was so motherfukking helpful. McDonald-land cookies, Dr.Pepper. That's how your boy roll, right?" :usure: "All right"

Suspect #1: ::unsure: :lupe:..........:wtf:


Bunk: *opens door and signals cop to bring out suspect #2* :mjpls:

Suspect #2: :eat: "Were are we goin'?":leostare:

Detective: "The break room, so you can enjoy that":smugfavre:

Suspect #2: :yeshrug: "Alright, but I still ain't sayin' shyt to y'all" :smugdraper::eat:

Detective: "Yeeaah, ok":jawalrus:

Suspect #1: :what: :mindblown: "Wynell, what the fukk?!?!?"..........:snoop::wtb:

Suspect #2: *mouth full with fries trying to talk*

Bunk: :youngsabo:


 
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Avon: Supriiiiisssse:shaq:

Marlo: :ohhh:

Avon: My man Sergei thought we should talk first. :jawalrus:

Marlo: Talk about what? :ld:

Avon: That's on you youngin. But whatever you trying to do with the Russian you gotta go through me first. :birdman:

Marlo: Yeah?:leon:

Avon: Yeah. Cuz up in this bytch......I'm what you might call.......an authority figure. :youngsabo:
 
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Slim Charles: But Chair, what if they don't cop our re-up? :ld:

Stringer: Mr. Charles, I'll worry about dat shyt when it happen. In the meantime we gon' sell the shyt and fukk all that corner boy gangsta bullshyt. :shaq:

Poot: :usure:( raises hand)

Stringer: :demonic: (motions for Poot to speak)

Poot: Do da chair know we gon be lookin like some punk ass bytches out there?? :what:

Stringer: :ufdup:nikka I'LL PUNK YA MUfukkIN ASS RIGHT NOW!! :mindblown:

Shamrock: :huhldup: String, String, Poot did have da floor. :patrice:

Stringer: Shut da fukk up man this nikka too ignorant to have da floor. :pacspit:

Poot: :to:
 
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*:bustback: in card game*

Omar: Aight yall lemme see them hands Yo!:myman: I don't know bout cards but I think these 2 fo' fives beat a full house. :pachaha: Ayo, banker cash me out yo! :demonic:

Banker: :dwillhuh:

Omar: :dahell: :violent: Boy you want a hit on that body, you best hop to!

Marlo: :aicmon: That's my money.

Omar: :rudy: Boy money aint got no owners. Only spenders. :smugbiden: Tell you what else? I like that ring. :steviej:

Marlo: :shaq2:

Omar: :childplease: Boy you got me confused wit a man who repeats himself. :boss:
 
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