Today one of the coordinators at the office is celebrating her birthday. As with any birthday, that particular department chips in for a birthday cake. I wasn't going to eat any cake because I figured it would be one of the cheap cakes that we all normally get at the last minute. During my lunch break I stopped by the break room to refill my water bottle and seen the cake sitting on the table. It wasn't a Walmart cake as I suspected, but a cake made from this joint downtown. One of my co-workers strolls in:
Debra: Deeeez you want me to cut you a piece?
Me:
sure why not..
She starts looking for a knife while I began looking in the cabinets for paper plates. That's when a few other people from other departments stroll in.
Maria: ahh is that Amy's birthday cake?
Me: (staring at Amy's name on the cake at this point)
yeah I guess it is
Debra cut cake for three other people and herself, then Maria gets the knife from Debra and begins cutting her slice. After Maria cuts her own slice, this bytch licks the rest of the cake and icing off of the knife and places it back next to the cake.
Debra and I turn to this broad like
She really didn't know what she did wrong. The hell is wrong with people man.
Edit: Yeah Amy did get her slice..this was more or so the aftermath once the general crowd cleared out after she blew out the candles.
Debra: Deeeez you want me to cut you a piece?
Me:
sure why not..She starts looking for a knife while I began looking in the cabinets for paper plates. That's when a few other people from other departments stroll in.
Maria: ahh is that Amy's birthday cake?
Me: (staring at Amy's name on the cake at this point)
yeah I guess it isDebra cut cake for three other people and herself, then Maria gets the knife from Debra and begins cutting her slice. After Maria cuts her own slice, this bytch licks the rest of the cake and icing off of the knife and places it back next to the cake.
Debra and I turn to this broad like
She really didn't know what she did wrong. The hell is wrong with people man.
Edit: Yeah Amy did get her slice..this was more or so the aftermath once the general crowd cleared out after she blew out the candles.
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Da hell kind of workplace y'all got that goes around cutting other folks cake without the person being there?
The way I see it y'all can't say shyt to the knife licker! 
The whole office needs to hold this L. 
