Seals are raping brehguins and scientists don’t know why

[CouldntBeMeTho]

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@3Rivers please smiley this



if these penguins would just give it up, this wouldn't be a problem

 

[LastKING_BLU]

 

[ThaRealness]

He's got the rapist 'stache

 

[Youhadasparkwhenustarted]

In one incident, a seal attempted to copulate with a penguin, then ate it

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I ain't never thought I would feel this bad for a damn penguin but no creature deserves to go out like this

imagine thinking the worse is over then suddenly the seal goes from to. just disturbing

 

[Smokin Rider]

This shyt right here is crazy.

Reminds me of a time I went to the zoo as a kid and seen this turtle trying to attack and rape this other turtle and when he couldn't get none he knocked her off the log and jumped in the water and stood on top of her while she was struggling to get away. I just stood there like. Some lady was like "somebody needs to stop him" I just gave her the . He eventually let her up and then tried to drown her again

 

[EQ.]

Yo this is so fukked up.

You know they filming these shyts and sending those flicks to seals in lock up. OG seals like

 

[KidJSoul]

the replies on the first page are killing me

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

They post here

 

[DEAD7]

Rafters.

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

The first page is full of comedy.

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

Cotdamn. This whole thread is classic.

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Penguins left Baffled by Heinous Violations

" This is sadly, the Penguin Rape Survivor's group 4th meeting in less than a week. With the increasing rate of attacks on the male penguin population, many feel the newly formed group will serve to warn other penguins before they too become victims of the seal violations. "We're not sure what we did to incite this, we're not even sure if they mean to rape our women or maybe the can't tell the difference or if they even care. Look we've not always been on same page with the seals but this is taking it too far" echoed one King Penguin.

Pictured below - Baffled " The Penguin Rape Survivor's Group " searches for an answer in a collective "triangle" formation defensive shape.

*Okay group repeat after me!!*
"My booty is mine!It's belongs to me! YOU CANNOT TAKE MY BOO-T!"

 

[Egomaniacal1]

Who knew penguins had that good good.

Aquaman rolling over in his grave over this shyt.

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

When you finally run across the thread only to see you missed out on all the daps

 

[Kenny West]

Damn Seals are gutter. They already kill penguins like nobody business, now they taking their manhood too.

Where's Skipper, Kolwaski, Rico and Private when you need them