Seals are raping brehguins and scientists don’t know why

[Mr Rager]

Nature you scary.

 

[Swing]

Spoiler: Extremely Graphic

 

[I'm Billy FUCO!!]

Spoiler: Extremely Graphic

That is NOT how you're supposed to get head

 

[MikelArteta]

Is it female and male penguin getting jabbed...


But seriously....The nephilim are returning. As it was in the beginning...so it shall be in the end. We're about to witness all type of perversions we thought were fables.

nikkaz about to get raped by their pet dog

 

[The Burger King]

Spoiler: Extremely Graphic

That seal went full-blown ISIS on that penguin

 

[KOOL-AID]

If I had the time, I'd probably dub some Wesley Pipes commentary over this

aye yo this nikka a fool

 

[Born2BKing]

Haven't read one reply yet but i already know this thread is fukking hilarious.

 

[Born2BKing]

Are the seals fukking female penguins or does it even matter

 

[duck]

negative that would be ducks... the violent and vicious rape culture prevalent in so called ducks or "Anas platyrhynchos" as they are known is so widespread that female ducks have evolved cork-screw shaped vaginas to avoid getting pregnant from the wild rapings they will most likely endure multiple times in their fowl lives.
not to be outdone, the male ducks, also known as "Drakes" have evolved outrageous penises to counter the anti-rape vaginal labrynths female ducks have created for themselves:

fact: ducks rape
fact: ducks gang rape
fact: ducks have been known to kill an enemy duck and rape its lifeless corpse for over an hour

http://www.science20.com/news_articles/duck_sex_even_more_screwed_human_sex

Lies!

 

[Born2BKing]

nikka instagramed this to his seal brehs with the caption. "It's about to go down!"

 

[Pineal Gland]

The other penguins just standing around like this shyt is normal

 

[AnotherRoute]

The other penguins just standing around like this shyt is normal

They don't know what to do, none of them want to be next.

 

[MenacingMonk]

The other penguins just standing around like this shyt is normal

Damn, breh, his flippers.

Seal looking around like, "yea, bytch, I'm raping your king."



Brehguin 1: Thank god it wasn't me.

Brehguin 2: It's too bad he forced us here to watch. I ain't trying to be the next rape victim.

Brehguin 1: Yea, man, so who's next in line to be king?

Other brehguins:

 

[Savior]

Fleece Johnseal

I laughed for about 5 min straight......came back a couple hours later and still dying. Imppecable photoshop job right here

 

[cfountain]

i dont know why I kept skipping this thread