Second time being locked up during a holiday

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Been having a fukked up month. I got bagged on a warrant Saturday for the second holiday. Last time it was Easter weekend. fukking state trooper on the parkway got me and took me to Bloomfield trooper station where I got picked up by the Essex County SHERIFF. I had my car towed and sent to Essex County DOC. No judge until Tuesday and I was to see the judge Wednesday. I sat in a cold ass bullpen with 29 other nikkas either sleeping on the floor with a blanket or on them hard ass benches. 24 hour locked down with the lights on 24/7. No shower or able to brush my teeth. Didn't even make it to quarantine because jail was packed. I was only able to make one phone call. Drinking Newark lead water and bologna sandwiches, oatmeal and sliced bread all weekend. I got RO-ed and came home yesterday over some bullshyt. Got my money confiscated and had to pay to be in jail ($50). I got to go back to get my other $350 I had on me and they tossed my knife and I am not sure if they took the gun out trunk (I'm legal)
Came out and my sister was outside to take me home (love my sis). Turned on my phone that with my property and has hella voice-mail and text messages, one of which is this bytch telling me the pregnancy test she took came out POSITIVE.
I said whatever cuz I will deal with that how I deal with the rest. I took the biggest dump ever, took a shower for an hour then got some crablegs last night. I called up shorty that live downtown Newark and told her of my ordeal and she told me to come over. She got me right with a backrub, henny and some head and some p*ssy while she tried to get me to smoke a Blunt (I don't smoke).
That jail shyt is for the birds. The group of nikkas I was in the pen with was funny as shyt and we kept the conversation interesting talking about football, basketball, money, drugs and bytches. I don't know shyt about drugs but I learned alot, one of which was that it's alot of nikkas is popping pills. I also learned I need to stop ignoring letters. shyt was light work cuz I knew 2 CO's who kept me updated and them Roseville nikkas know me
 

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Been having a fukked up month. I got bagged on a warrant Saturday for the second holiday. Last time it was Easter weekend. fukking state trooper on the parkway got me and took me to Bloomfield trooper station where I got picked up by the Essex County SHERIFF. I had my car towed and sent to Essex County DOC. No judge until Tuesday and I was to see the judge Wednesday. I sat in a cold ass bullpen with 29 other nikkas either sleeping on the floor with a blanket or on them hard ass benches. 24 hour locked down with the lights on 24/7. No shower or able to brush my teeth. Didn't even make it to quarantine because jail was packed. I was only able to make one phone call. Drinking Newark lead water and bologna sandwiches, oatmeal and sliced bread all weekend. I got RO-ed and came home yesterday over some bullshyt. Got my money confiscated and had to pay to be in jail ($50). I got to go back to get my other $350 I had on me and they tossed my knife and I am not sure if they took the gun out trunk (I'm legal)
Came out and my sister was outside to take me home (love my sis). Turned on my phone that with my property and has hella voice-mail and text messages, one of which is this bytch telling me the pregnancy test she took came out POSITIVE.
I said whatever cuz I will deal with that how I deal with the rest. I took the biggest dump ever, took a shower for an hour then got some crablegs last night. I called up shorty that live downtown Newark and told her of my ordeal and she told me to come over. She got me right with a backrub, henny and some head and some p*ssy while she tried to get me to smoke a Blunt (I don't smoke).
That jail shyt is for the birds. The group of nikkas I was in the pen with was funny as shyt and we kept the conversation interesting talking about football, basketball, money, drugs and bytches. I don't know shyt about drugs but I learned alot, one of which was that it's alot of nikkas is popping pills. I also learned I need to stop ignoring letters. shyt was light work cuz I knew 2 CO's who kept me updated and them Roseville nikkas know me


I feel you breh, I remember my first time in Central Bookings in NYC during 4th of July... :mjcry:


Shyt was horrible, I felt like I was straight 3rd world status. Locked in a big ass cell with about 30 heads, I was hungrier than a muthaphuka.

After about 15 hours, CO finally came with food...boxes of frosted flakes and milk, we all ran like zombies in the Walking Dead, sticking our arms through the cell to grab the cereal. I'm not a big dude, so I had to use cunningness to walk away with two boxes of frosted flakes and milk.

I slept on a hard ass floor, using my yellow Polo T, as a pillow. One dude stepped over this white boy and aggressively brushed his foot on white boy head. White boy mumbled something and that's when the dude got real aggressive.


When White boy got up, he had to be about 6'3 350lbs easy!!! And he was ready to throw down, dude who started it was selling wolf tickets though and didn't want any.


When I finally saw a judge and was released. I go to De Kalb Avenue station, no money for train fair. I see two cops, one white, one black. I explain to the black cop my situation and he tells me I can't go on the train.

Had to call me homeboy, who promptly arrived in 30 minutes and picked me up.
 
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That's what we was talking about cuz the jail was packed. Alot of nikkas got picked up, some going to NY for west Indian day parade or making that money. Plus it was the end of the month which made it the perfect storm
what was they doing? pumping nut crackers on the parkway?
 

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I feel you breh, I remember my first time in Central Bookings in NYC during 4th of July... :mjcry:


Shyt was horrible, I felt like I was straight 3rd world status. Locked in a big ass cell with about 30 heads, I was hungrier than a muthaphuka.

After about 15 hours, CO finally came with food...boxes of frosted flakes and milk, we all ran like zombies in the Walking Dead, sticking our arms through the cell to grab the cereal. I'm not a big dude, so I had to use cunningness to walk away with two boxes of frosted flakes and milk.

I slept on a hard ass floor, using my yellow Polo T, as a pillow. One dude stepped over this white boy and aggressively brushed his foot on white boy head. White boy mumbled something and that's when the dude got real aggressive.


When White boy got up, he had to be about 6'3 350lbs easy!!! And he was ready to throw down, dude who started it was selling wolf tickets though and didn't want any.


When I finally saw a judge and was released. I go to De Kalb Avenue station, no money for train fair. I see two cops, one white, one black. I explain to the black cop my situation and he tells me I can't go on the train.

Had to call me homeboy, who promptly arrived in 30 minutes and picked me up.
I feel you. shyt was straight Savage. I had them boxers on my head as a skully, my beard matted up with dust bunnies in it. Best meal was the peanut butter packs /jelly and sliced bread. I gave my food to this OG nikka who was used to eating that shyt in trade for his juice and peanut butter. That slicd bread was like gold up that shyt my nikka. Smh
 

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When u have tickets you supposed to set up a day where you are prepared to just sit at the court all day to take care of them. Had you done that instead of spending all your time on The Coli telling ducktales none of this woulda happened.
Man suck a dikk fakkit.
 

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That's what we was talking about cuz the jail was packed. Alot of nikkas got picked up, some going to NY for west Indian day parade or making that money. Plus it was the end of the month which made it the perfect storm

Got picked up for what. Were y’all nikkas speeding or were they just pulling over random black people ??
 

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Been having a fukked up month. I got bagged on a warrant Saturday for the second holiday. Last time it was Easter weekend. fukking state trooper on the parkway got me and took me to Bloomfield trooper station where I got picked up by the Essex County SHERIFF. I had my car towed and sent to Essex County DOC. No judge until Tuesday and I was to see the judge Wednesday. I sat in a cold ass bullpen with 29 other nikkas either sleeping on the floor with a blanket or on them hard ass benches. 24 hour locked down with the lights on 24/7. No shower or able to brush my teeth. Didn't even make it to quarantine because jail was packed. I was only able to make one phone call. Drinking Newark lead water and bologna sandwiches, oatmeal and sliced bread all weekend. I got RO-ed and came home yesterday over some bullshyt. Got my money confiscated and had to pay to be in jail ($50). I got to go back to get my other $350 I had on me and they tossed my knife and I am not sure if they took the gun out trunk (I'm legal)
Came out and my sister was outside to take me home (love my sis). Turned on my phone that with my property and has hella voice-mail and text messages, one of which is this bytch telling me the pregnancy test she took came out POSITIVE.
I said whatever cuz I will deal with that how I deal with the rest. I took the biggest dump ever, took a shower for an hour then got some crablegs last night. I called up shorty that live downtown Newark and told her of my ordeal and she told me to come over. She got me right with a backrub, henny and some head and some p*ssy while she tried to get me to smoke a Blunt (I don't smoke).
That jail shyt is for the birds. The group of nikkas I was in the pen with was funny as shyt and we kept the conversation interesting talking about football, basketball, money, drugs and bytches. I don't know shyt about drugs but I learned alot, one of which was that it's alot of nikkas is popping pills. I also learned I need to stop ignoring letters. shyt was light work cuz I knew 2 CO's who kept me updated and them Roseville nikkas know me

Them bullpens are the worst, people all spread out anywhere with them little refugee blankets. I was in there one time and a nikka was sleep up under the toilet :scust:. Homeboy got so fed up he started a fight with some jit just to get up outta there and go get dressed out in them counties :russ:.

@skeetsinternal stay up outta that place breh, you get them summons do something bout them, they will hem your ass up, throw dope in your car anything. Tighten up playa :ufdup:
 

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Man suck a dikk fakkit.


Being a dikk sucking fakkit is who you were this past weekend when Adebesi was moletsing you. Stop fronting like you arent traumatized after getting bent over that dirty toilet.



Adebesi:

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You:

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