Secrets You Know Because of Your Job/Occupation (past & present)

Black Nate Grey

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If you wanna go big:

Cover your face COMPLETELY (ski mask). Have a vehicle outside of camera range ready to go. Having a strap is preferable, but you don't necessarily need one. Go into a bank with generally low customer traffic. Audibly state that you will kill anyone that pulls an alarm (bank employees are taught to only pull when they are safe). This is where having an accomplice will help- they can watch the platform/banker side and make sure they aren't doing anything stupid. Audibly state that you want both the top and bottom drawers of each register, WITHOUT BAIT (aka trackers and dye). Employees are taught to follow all commands and to be safe, so it's important that you vocalize this. Have them let you behind the drawer. Don't worry about an employee testing you - they wont. First collect all register drawers. Then have them open the vault drawers (usually will take several people depending on the bank and how they are assigned.) They should be leaving a small stack of bait bills in the drawer/vault. Don't take every last bill. Again, emphasize NO TRACKERS. Collect it all and leave immediately. This shouldn't take more than 5-10 minutes.


You can clear around 250k+ from a typical bank doing this. People get away with it all the time.

edit: casing the layout of the bank beforehand helps as well, obviously
Your prob a beast on GTAV heists huh?
 

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The same ppl like George Bush/Dobald Trump ie big business men, are the ones telling you they will fix the prob of illegal Hispanics coming over, when they are they ones who began bringing them over years ago.

They created the problem to their monetary benefit, then passed it off on regular Americans to deal with, and then tell Americans to vote for them to fix it.
 

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From working at a bank:
Sometimes that mysterious bank charge or deduction is from an employee withdrawing money from your account and putting it into theirs.

From working at a hospital:
There's no such thing as confidentiality and we would clown folks behind the scenes. Especially patients who came in for STI related issues. Depending who you were and what your medical issue was, best believe your private information got circulated around the hospital. "Hospital gossip."

From working at fast food:
If we didn't like you, drive thru was backed the fukk up or the customers were rude... We would put nasty shyt in your food.

That's all I can remember.

:ehh:
 

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A number of cops don't practice keeping their shooting skills up to par in the police department I worked in.
The department I worked in was medium sized. There are hundreds of street cops, then there are the detectives/narcs/special groups. This practice is optional, not mandatory. The SWAT dudes had their own special shooting and practice times so they didn't show up to the department practice day.
The rest of the department had a mandatory, annual shooting test. SWAT have monthly tests.
There was a monthly shooting practice day. You could go in anytime during the day and practice. Probably less than 1/5 of the department would come in, street cops and detectives. I saw the sign in sheet. I practiced every month. There were dudes there or I saw on the sign up sheet who came in earlier, a lot didn't show up. Considering I came in the afternoon most of the time, there wasn't that much time to sign in after I checked out. Kind of screwed up considering that the gun is the one thing that is going to get you out of a major f***ed up situation. I always had a recurring dream that I had to shoot my gun and I was missing the bad guy a ton of times and I ended up unloading the mag.
so youre police huh?:ohhh:
 

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Oh, when I worked at the shoe department at JcPenney in high school:
No one was counting inventory for the shoes and a lot of the shoes were stolen by the employees to sell on the block. We would also give shoes away to our homies and mad discounts. It was chill as fukk and the manager was never there.
 

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Used to work at Countrywide Home Loans before all the fukkery.
We absolutely knew what we were doing was illegal. We were making so much money, we didn't care. We knew the gravy train would run out soon, so we just wanted to get as many loans through as possible before the feds came knocking.
 

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Used to work at Countrywide Home Loans before all the fukkery.
We absolutely knew what we were doing was illegal. We were making so much money, we didn't care. We knew the gravy train would run out soon, so we just wanted to get as many loans through as possible before the feds came knocking.
:dwillhuh: how much money did you take and... did they come knocking?
 

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:dwillhuh: how much money did you take and... did they come knocking?

I wasn't an executive calling the shots so I personally didn't get any (outside of a few ridiculous unearned raises and bonuses) but those guys walked with millions.
Eventually everything came to light in 2008 and the company was sold to Bank of America who, if you've seen the news, is still settling lawsuits related to Countrywide's fukkery. Nobody went to jail, though.
 

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If you wanna go big:

Cover your face COMPLETELY (ski mask). Have a vehicle outside of camera range ready to go. Having a strap is preferable, but you don't necessarily need one. Go into a bank with generally low customer traffic. Audibly state that you will kill anyone that pulls an alarm (bank employees are taught to only pull when they are safe). This is where having an accomplice will help- they can watch the platform/banker side and make sure they aren't doing anything stupid. Audibly state that you want both the top and bottom drawers of each register, WITHOUT BAIT (aka trackers and dye). Employees are taught to follow all commands and to be safe, so it's important that you vocalize this. Have them let you behind the drawer. Don't worry about an employee testing you - they wont. First collect all register drawers. Then have them open the vault drawers (usually will take several people depending on the bank and how they are assigned.) They should be leaving a small stack of bait bills in the drawer/vault. Don't take every last bill. Again, emphasize NO TRACKERS. Collect it all and leave immediately. This shouldn't take more than 5-10 minutes.


You can clear around 250k+ from a typical bank doing this. People get away with it all the time.

edit: casing the layout of the bank beforehand helps as well, obviously



on the low

there hasnt been a year that feds caught more bank robbers than those that got away :wow:




Jackson, MS and Baton Rouge, LA

are the 2 best areas in the US to rob:wow: a bank and get away

those 2 cities are ALWAYS in the to 10 as far as bank robberies and offenders who got away

A VERY LARGE % OF THOSE CASES DID NOT MAKE THE NEWS AT ALL



I personally know of some deeds
and seriously had thoughts of doing this while in college:wow:


there were certain banks in Jackson that got rob so much that that branch was closed:wow:
 

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I worked at abercrombie and Fitch my first year of college.

The store managers were 2 new college grad white dudes. They would have kegs of beer in the back stock room on inventory nights for parties. Also they were stealing cash money like crazy(eventually got fired).

Most disorganized yet still organized fun job I ever had.

Ppl would steal from there by simply holding clothes up above the door security sensors, which were only about 6ft tall. Dudes used to steal $200 jackets and jeans like nothing. Easy as cake.

Me being black, I knew better than to even try. :mjpls:
 
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