Security is caught sleeping, you get close enough

[ChatGPT-5]

None of those dictators did anything to you, but you leave out the one guy whose stupidity is currently endangering you, your family, and millions within your country. The propaganda is real out there.

 

[blockburna420]

America's"democracy" "laws", and "process" means trump just can't chop you up into little pieces and feed you to the gators even if he wanted to

The world leaders on the list have no such restrictions, where's the challenge in picking trump

So everybody that's

 

[hostsamurai]

You make me wanna watch the laughing man series again.

You should it's fantastic, holds up well and a lot more emotional than I expected. Though my first time was through the lens of a 10 year old.

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

None of those dictators did anything to you, but you leave out the one guy whose stupidity is currently endangering you, your family, and millions within your country. The propaganda is real out there.

You missed the point of the thread


It’s not about what these people did to you. It’s about what they would do to you if you assaulted him. With Trump, you’d do jail time but that’s about it. Torture and death is highly unlikely. If the OP included Trump, we’d all choose him (for a lot less than $10+ Billion), no point even asking.

 

[GreenGhxst]

All three are killing you within a week

 

[Jalether]

You missed the point of the thread


It’s not about what these people did to you. It’s about what they would do to you if you assaulted him. With Trump, you’d do jail time but that’s about it. Torture and death is highly unlikely. If the OP included Trump, we’d all choose him (for a lot less than $10+ Billion), no point even asking.

They know,they are just playing dumb and trolling

 

[Jalether]

One play no one has mentioned so far is you can offer duterte a significant portion of the 16 billion and He just might let you live. In Fact I'm 50 percent certain He will consider the offer if He knows its legit.

Putin and Kim are too prideful and don't need the money anyway but with duterte,you might just wiggle your way out of it, if you play it right

 

[null]

Option 1: slap Duterte for $16 billion . I'd do it twice for that much money

The only place you escape the other two in on the ISS or Mars One .

You can bribe Duterte's henchmen to get you out. He is not gonna hunt you down on the other side of the planet .

Russia and NK are murdering people in other counties, in daylight, ON CAMERA . No thanks

 

[Jalether]

Option 1: slap Duterte for $16 billion . I'd do it twice for that much money

The only place you escape the other two in on the ISS or Mars One .

You can bribe Duterte's henchmen to get you out. He is not gonna hunt you down on the other side of the planet .

Russia and NK are murdering people in other counties, in daylight, ON CAMERA . No thanks

Good thinking. You can even offer duterte himself huge percentage of the money directly to act like it never happened

 

[EndGame]

Duterte's bark is bigger than his bite. Putin and Kim Jong are thorough ass nikkas.

 

[Zime]

Out of the three the easiest would be Duterte and the most difficult would be Kim Jong Un.

 

[Jalether]

Out of the three the easiest would be Duterte and the most difficult would be Kim Jong Un

That's debatable. Putin and his FSB goons are every bit as scary and ruthless,if not more

 

[The Exchanges]

I might get respected for slapping Putin.

However, the chances of his going narcos on my entire family lineage is a risk I aint willing g to take.

 

[MischievousMonkey]

So you turning down generational wealth

I'm going to get it another way

 

[King Poetic]

Option 1, easier choice