Yung Yogurt
Culo Season
*turns off homo mode
I swear it never fails. I could be anywhere with my old lady and no matter what a phat ass or nice looking bich finds a way to be in my vicinity! And to make shyt worse the random broad finds a way to flirt or eyeball u back in most cases. I almost expect to see fine broads when I go out with wifey now. Any time I plan a fellas night tho all of the hoes magically disappear on some david blane type shyt.
I swear it never fails. I could be anywhere with my old lady and no matter what a phat ass or nice looking bich finds a way to be in my vicinity! And to make shyt worse the random broad finds a way to flirt or eyeball u back in most cases. I almost expect to see fine broads when I go out with wifey now. Any time I plan a fellas night tho all of the hoes magically disappear on some david blane type shyt.
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with the eye contact and shyt.
you, find out you got a ol' lady then
you, then let that clown mfer next to you whom is nowhere near your caliber if pimpism hit it because hes single then
you
around both them mfers
I dare you."
then comes the "Da fukk she lookin at you for?!!!
"
