Seinfeld 9/11 Spec Script: The Twin Towers

[re'up]

I only read the first third or so, but there was some genuine hilarious moments, mainly because they have the cadence and story themes of 'Seinfeld' down so well. Like Kramer knowing the guy, or obsessing about some bizarre home appliance, which was hilarious.

 

[MenacingMonk]

Bananas. That line "he slit the pilots throats with a box cutter" had me cracking the fukk up for some reason

It's cause we visualized Seinfeld saying it the only way Seinfeld can.

 

[Sunalmighty]

It's cause we visualized Seinfeld saying it the only way Seinfeld can.

This shyt is genius. And you're right, it's not just reading it, we are so familiar with the characters that's what makes it bananas. We can see them acting this shyt out

 

[Lost His Smile]

The Estelle/Frank scene

Even the stage directions for Elaine in the hospital was on point.

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

Dope ass script.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

This shyt is genius. And you're right, it's not just reading it, we are so familiar with the characters that's what makes it bananas. We can see them acting this shyt out

That's the great thing about spec scripts

 

[Mikael Blowpiff]

This is truly amazing.

 

[MenacingMonk]

Is this downloadable?

 

[Sunalmighty]

George is a scandalous ass dude. Peep the exchange between he and Rachel on page 25.

 

[Sunalmighty]

Is this downloadable?

I used Google docs to download

 

[Absolut]

JERRY

Get him a card in the gift shop. “Glad

you’re alive! It’s not you, it’s me!”

 

[Stelio Kontos]

Just finished act 1. This is GOLD Jerry, GOLD!

That's why I can't imagine, I can only know

 

[mastermind]

GEORGE GETS IN LINE FOR THE SPREAD BEHIND A POLICE OFFICER AND A FIREFIGHTER WITH HIS ARM IN A SLING.

GEORGE: PLEASE! After you, Sirs.

POLICE OFFICER: Thank you.

GEORGE: Literally the least we could do. Unless you wanted us to do less. If you truly wanted less, I’m sure we could find a way.

THE FIREFIGHTER AND OFFICER NOD. “WHAT IS THIS GUY?”

GEORGE (CONT’D): So, an INTERESTING week.

FIREFIGHTER: These have been the worst four days of my life.

GEORGE: Horrible, horrible. And yet, it must be just a bit exciting.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Link?

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

That's wild AF and actually good from what I read.