Seinfeld: You Don't Even Know What A Write-off Is.

[CourtesyFlush]

With all the bad bishes Jerry bags and his no fukks given attitude towards droppin these bishes he truly is the Godfather of modern day pimpin

 

[Trapped]

But my absolute favourite scene has to be:



THE BUBBLE BOY. Genius, pure genius. Costanza did not give up

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Kramer trying to figure out a new shower routine so he's taking notes at a men's fitness club.

"HEY!"

"Yeah yeah I'm watching you too but this guy's really showing me something"

 

[Psychosis]

 

[Brozay]

yo...how the fukk did nobody mention:

george - you're batman

kramer - yeah, yeah, i AM batman

"they kept ringing the bell"

 

[Brozay]

Newman: Pretty hot under these lights, huh Seinfeld?
Seinfeld: Actually I'm quite comfortable.

 

[Joe Sixpack]

The one where Jerry and Elanie were stayin at his parents condo in Florida It was mad hot in there and they ate dinner at 4 pm just to catch the early bird special on some real old people shyt!

Jerry's father's friend gave Jerry the pen and was mad when he took it

 

[We Ready]

You mean to tell me you don't know what a write off is?

 

[MartyMcFly]

Remember. It's not a lie if you believe it

 

[kp404]

You mean to tell me you don't know what a write off is?

A write off?:smuggeorge2:

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

"CARTWRIGHT! CARTWRIGGGGHT!"

"She called. He said Cartwright. "

" Who's Cartwright?"

"I'm Cartwright. "

" but you're not Cartwri-"

" of course I'm not Cartwright!"

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

The one where Jerry and Elanie were stayin at his parents condo in Florida It was mad hot in there and they ate dinner at 4 pm just to catch the early bird special on some real old people shyt!

Jerry's father's friend gave Jerry the pen and was mad when he took it

STELLAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

 

[re'up]

The one where Jerry and Elanie were stayin at his parents condo in Florida It was mad hot in there and they ate dinner at 4 pm just to catch the early bird special on some real old people shyt!

Jerry's father's friend gave Jerry the pen and was mad when he took it

'Well I'm not force feeding myself a steak at 4:30 in the afternoon, I'll tell you that"

 

[Monoblock]

'Well I'm not force feeding myself a steak at 4:30 in the afternoon, I'll tell you that"

He ended up losing the election behind that shyt. Jack Klompus was the shyt.

 

[detroitwalt]

The Elaine vs Frank Costanza fight we never got to see is one of the biggest crimes in tv history

The most amazing thing about that scene is how the extras never started laughing except for maybe 1 I think. I would've been cracking up cause I think jerry stiller (I almost tanked and typed heller) is hilarious in this and KoQ

1992

who am I looking at?

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that's where they came up with that?