Sending DMs to chicks is really a numbers game

Menelik II

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I DM chicks religiously. IDC if I don't even know them. Don't get it twisted, this ain't exclusive. I'm still in the real world trying to get these same women. DMs are like my side hustle.

So I recently went through all my Instagram DMs I've sent to chicks and sat down and crunched the numbers.

So a little over a year...

  • Total I sent DMs to 172 women
  • 151 were the exact same copy & paste message (88%)
  • Out of 172 girls, 63 actually opened/read the DM (37%)
  • Out of the 63 that read it only 24 girls responded (38% of read | 14% of total)
  • From the 24 that responded, only 8 gave me their number (33% of responded | 5% of total)
  • Out of the 8 that gave their number, I only got to meet up with 5 (62% of #s | 3% of total)
  • And out of that 5 I only smashed 2 (40% girls met | 1% of total)

Bruh I smashed only ONE PERCENT of all the girls I DM'd :mjcry:
Don't think your numbers will be great. May the lord be with you brehs.

Shoot Ya Shot. Happy DMing



*Bonus stat - 6 girls exposed me for sending the exact same DM to their best friends/sisters :manny:
Respect the Scientific method bruh :nassalute1:

How you gonna optimise and raise the success rate?

you might want to look at this Nigerian scam emails 'deliberately implausible'
send DM that self-select gullible thots, so although you get less responses theres a much higher success rate with those responders.
Your real problem is youre running out of in state broads.
 
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This is gonna sound humblebrag as fukk but fukk it.

I was just in the kitchen making a drink and it occurred to me that I've never been turned down by a woman.

Like, ever. :dahell:

Sure I've been cheated on, dumped, lied to, discarded, etc... all that shyt.

But as far as seeing a girl and deciding I want her at least for sex.... I'm batting 1000, brehs :dwillhuh:.

I think it's because I read art of war as a young kid and so I approach women very strategically.

Also I don't approach a lot of women.... but that's because if there's a girl I want I'll get her to come to me.
Must be nice.... :mjcry:
 

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This is gonna sound humblebrag as fukk but fukk it.

I was just in the kitchen making a drink and it occurred to me that I've never been turned down by a woman.

Like, ever. :dahell:

Sure I've been cheated on, dumped, lied to, discarded, etc... all that shyt.

But as far as seeing a girl and deciding I want her at least for sex.... I'm batting 1000, brehs :dwillhuh:.

I think it's because I read art of war as a young kid and so I approach women very strategically.

Also I don't approach a lot of women.... but that's because if there's a girl I want I'll get her to come to me.
You probably just don't have a long memory for rejection
 

EffYou

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Sending dms to chicks is a losing game, stop that simp shyt.
 

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Sending DM's :uneasy: I ain't trying to get put up on the summer jam screen
You only have to worry if you're saying some wild shiit. If you're having a normal conversation she ain't gonna do that. At most she'll show her friends :yeshrug:
 

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You probably just don't have a long memory for rejection

I was drunk when I wrote that but I'm sitting here trying to recall a specific instance of rejection and it's just not registering.

Like I said I've been through all the shytty ends of the stick, relationship wise. But as far as approaching a girl and her :weirdo: :stop: :no:... I don't think it's ever happened.
 
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