Serial cucumber masturbator sentenced after being recognised in library

[sun raw]

I'm pretty sure that society didn't fail the guy who could only get off if he was holding a cucumber, he failed himself.

 

[SuckFohh]

"It isn’t known whether Mr Davis recycles the cucumbers or uses a fresh one each time"

Absolutely no reason to throw that lil detail in there

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Oh, to respond...this dude is a weirdo and a creep.

who are you to judge?

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

soooooooo can someone explain to me what a male masturbating with a cucumber means

im sure they would have stated sodomizing himself if that was the case

 

[FaTaL]

So your telling me he was shoving that thang up his bum in a library?

 

[Soundwave]

Once again, another unfathomable thread title

 

[MikelArteta]

oh crap i usd to go to that library as a kid

 

[Meadow]

I grew up near that library