serious question for you coli brehs.

[Claudex]

Why, because I'm not a virgin?
Or because I was tryin to suck a guy's dikk before we fukk?
Or because I lived in Jamaica and learned about their culture?
Or because I use condoms most of the time because I'm paranoid that a guy will get me pregnant?
How many men you know that can get pregnant? Honestly.

What, you want me to send you some booty pics, you fukkin lesbian! ()



I "say" I'm female? I am female dude! Read ALL of my posts on the Coli and pay attention to the details I give when I talk about fukking/sucking/dating MEN.

Did you miss out on the booty pics I sent last week or something?

Btw, girls in Montreal have a good reputation for being sexy as fukk. Ask around, you won't be disappointed when you reach MTL!

Bunch of p*ssy ass men and virgins on the Coli, straight up! ( I ain't no p*ssy brehette)

You're a breath of fresh air for sure. Shout out to MR girls.

Sure I'm not a guy? Well I dunno God never gave me balls or a dikk so if I'm really a guy then I'd be feeling pretty ripped off right now.

Do you guys think I'm a guy because I'm funny?

Have you guys never heard of Amy Schumer or Broad City? I have the same sense of humour and openness towards sexuality/my sexual escapades.

Anyone else who still thinks I'm a dude can Skype or FB video chat with me right now. But I'm sure you pussies are to chicken shyt to actually do that and you'd rather sit on the Internet accusing a girl or being a dude.

I've actually watched broad City but that show is more goofy-funny than wording-funny to me at least. I don't really appreciate goofy comedy like that.
nikkas here vouched for the show so much that I went to see it for myself in case I was missing something. But so much of the show is the girls doing unnecessary shyt that it depreciates the comedy to me.

I appreciate a woman that can be raunchy, but the timing has to be right. It can't just come outta nowhere. You seem to get the timing down because your raunchiness doesn't come out randomly. You actually seem to stay on topic perfectly, which is why I couldn't not rep you. for that.

 

[Strawberry]

You're a breath of fresh air for sure. Shout out to MR girls.



I've actually watched broad City but that show is more goofy-funny than wording-funny to me at least. I don't really appreciate goofy comedy like that.
nikkas here vouched for the show so much that I went to see it for myself in case I was missing something. But so much of the show is the girls doing unnecessary shyt that it depreciates the comedy to me.

I appreciate a woman that can be raunchy, but the timing has to be right. It can't just come outta nowhere. You seem to get the timing down because your raunchiness doesn't come out randomly. You actually seem to stay on topic perfectly, which is why I couldn't not rep you. for that.

Personally I love Broad City. What's not to love?

P.S. What's MR girls? I'm still new here and have a lot of lingo to learn. So far I know thot, pawg, GOAT & WOAT...

 

[Tim Dripcan]

@Strawberry

is legit.

 

[-DMP-]

Shoot, coli is the MECCA of black people, not only do we have the most elite of black men posting on here, we got virgin black women on on deck

and they said you Africans wasn't worth a damn when we brought you from SOHH

-DMP-

 

[Strawberry]

@Strawberry

is legit.

 

[Blackout]

@Strawberry you may not like my posts but your posts are cool.

 

[Claudex]

Personally I love Broad City. What's not to love?

P.S. What's MR girls? I'm still new here and have a lot of lingo to learn. So far I know thot, pawg, GOAT & WOAT...

Nah B. The show has its moments for sure. But they're too few and far between for me. Like for instance when they took the bottles and shyt like "...I'ma take this 'cause babies don't like fur!"
I just can't watch that show because I always think it could be funnier. Like when they were cleaning the room for the supposed $200, they could've stalled on the cleaning and just asked him to not be as creepy instead of actually cleaning and trying to dodge the dude for a whole hour. Would've been a funny ass dialogue.

"Hands off weird-o client, touching is an extra 200."
Or they could've vacuumed his clothes for standing there awkwardly like furniture, on some: "Well if you insist on staying here while we're cleaning then you may as well be cleaned too."

And MR was supposed to stand for "Mont Real" which is supposed to have some space in it (it's two different words bruh). But whatever.

 

[TheFemalePerspective]

You'd be surprised how many men are willing to wait. I've been proposed to more than 3 times and EACH time the man knew there was going to be NO premarital sex and he was fine with it.

Ladies set the standards and then they wait for the man who can meet them. I don't care if 90% of the men in my city were against that.. I still have 10% who aren't. And those are the ones worth my time

 

[PlainSight]

Honestly, no. For me with regards to relationships, sexual compatibility must be taken into consideration and if I marry and find there is none, a relationship will be difficult to sustain in my opinion.

 

[Claudex]

Aye @Strawberry
My bad for thinking that you might be ****. You can never be too careful out here in these Coli skreets.
Welcome to the coli brehette.
Just wait 'til @KOOL-AID starts simp-ing you. nothing will be the same after that.
Remember to take a break from the coli when it gets to be too much tho'. This forum ain't for the faint of heart. shyt can get really fukked up sometimes so you gotta learn not to be in your feelings too much.

 

[Claudex]

You'd be surprised how many men are willing to wait. I've been proposed to more than 3 times and EACH time the man knew there was going to be NO premarital sex and he was fine with it.

Ladies set the standards and then they wait for the man who can meet them. I don't care if 90% of the men in my city were against that.. I still have 10% who aren't. And those are the ones worth my time

Simple as that. There's any type of men available to any type of women as long as people are willing to search. Nobody needs to compromise outta laziness, and if they do usually it's because a little part of them wanted to – excluding the cases were women/men get blatantly lied to and taken advantage of.

 

[Strawberry]

@Claudex well comedy is subjective so we're arguing a moot point. I fukkin love Broad City though, I'm just like Ilana!

Jealousy is a bytch

Even though the bolded is my favorite thing to do

You tryin to get my phone #?

@Strawberry you may not like my posts but your posts are cool.

Word, I can respect that

 

[Turbulent]

maybe

 

[Rue]

Why, because I'm not a virgin?
Or because I was tryin to suck a guy's dikk before we fukk?
Or because I lived in Jamaica and learned about their culture?
Or because I use condoms most of the time because I'm paranoid that a guy will get me pregnant?
How many men you know that can get pregnant? Honestly.

What, you want me to send you some booty pics, you fukkin lesbian!



I "say" I'm female? I am female dude! Read ALL of my posts on the Coli and pay attention to the details I give when I talk about fukking/sucking/dating MEN.

Did you miss out on the booty pics I sent last week or something?

Btw, girls in Montreal have a good reputation for being sexy as fukk. Ask around, you won't be disappointed when you reach MTL!



Sure I'm not a guy? Well I dunno God never gave me balls or a dikk so if I'm really a guy then I'd be feeling pretty ripped off right now.

Do you guys think I'm a guy because I'm funny?

Have you guys never heard of Amy Schumer or Broad City? I have the same sense of humour and openness towards sexuality/my sexual escapades.

Anyone else who still thinks I'm a dude can Skype or FB video chat with me right now. But I'm sure you pussies are too chicken shyt to actually do that and you'd rather sit on the Internet accusing a girl or being a dude.



There's only one dude that pm's me on the reg. I talk with other dudes here & there too but nobody new messaged me today.

Bunch of p*ssy ass men and virgins on the Coli, straight up!

Because no respectable woman talks like a piece of scraps, whether you're a virgin or not, you have no shame

 

[Rue]

@Claudex well comedy is subjective so we're arguing a moot point. I fukkin love Broad City though, I'm just like Ilana!



Jealousy is a bytch

Me? Jealous? of someone i don't even know, and who might be a damn man ? hell. i have some self respect