I know this is some fukked up psychological shyt but I hate my birthday
So I consciously pretend to forget birthdays in hopes people won’t wish me a happy one
And the shyt never works
So at this old, cranky age I just gave in and magically remembered my peoples birthdays
It’s only like 5 I truly care about though
So it makes it simple
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