[Serious Question] Toilet Paper - How Many Squares We Using?

How Many Squares We Using?

  • 1-5

    Votes: 13 35.1%
  • 6-10

    Votes: 6 16.2%
  • 11-20

    Votes: 3 8.1%
  • 21-40

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • We Balling (no idea)

    Votes: 14 37.8%
  • Bidet User

    Votes: 2 5.4%
  • Wet Wipes Only

    Votes: 5 13.5%

  • Total voters
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Prodigital

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This is a serious thread

Over the last week i've been in social isolation with my girl. We stocked up on TP but she's blowing through it like nothing. And it's not like i can't say anything because she has different body parts, she is actually trying, and we still gonna be out soon.

I got this shyt (no pun) down to a science. I can get it down to 4-5 squares including a wet wipe. I'm thinking its time to make that bidet purchase though.

Whats yall numbers looking like? And females, whats really good? Seems like y'all ball the whole damn roll up.
 

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for people who use baby wipes...u use that only? u don't follow up with tissue?
 

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wet wipes will clog your toilet or main drain

that's the last problem you want when people have to stay inside
Oh they have flushable and non flushable types. The quality is a drastic change, but the flushables is still better than just paper IMHO.

A lot of couples are gonna break up/divorce over this pandemic shyt. And I'm not even kidding either.
The arguments that have already been had :snoop:

There's no legitimately kind way to approach a discussion about what happens in the bathroom
 

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Bruh! Ive been on the same roll for two weeks now. 4 squares per set:russ:1-2 reps. Usually need a total of 12 and I typically shower shortly thereafter.

when my girl was here from wednesday to monday a couple weeks ago, 3 rolls of tissue were used in one weekend and she was constantly the one swapping the rolls out:beli:Women are a fukking expense no matter what they do. I got a third of a toll left that will live to see april at this point, yet if my girl was here, rolls would be flushed err two days.
 
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I use about ten squares. I also have the sink within arms reach of the toilet, and can dampen the paper. My plumber told me to use Scott. I’m assuming the 4 square people are using Cottonelle. And I don’t just wipe once, so even if I was using Cottonelle, it would be 2 rounds of 4. During my hoard, I was able to get 3 10 packs of Scott, and the rest is Target brand and Angel soft, and some Marcal from my standard emergency stock.

I have 4 packs of wipes, but I’m not opening them unless I get desperate. I’m also not trying to clog my pipes. Even the flushable wipes can clog your pipes, and you don’t want to keep using them, then a plumber can’t come out.

I’m sitting on 109 rolls currently.
 
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