Never had and STD

despite going in raw in some chicks I had NO DAMN BUSINESS fukking raw
Some crazy shyt happened to my wife and though when she was pregnant with our daughter. She was like 6-7 months along, and went in for one of her monthly checkups. She had complications with our son, and thought we lost our daughter once, so whenever she went for her checkups, I was

. I'm at the crib doing my thing and my phone rings. It's her, and I ask her how everything went. The only thing she says in this demonic ass voice is "Pack yo' shyt and get the fukk out!"

. I go from

, to

, to

and go IN on her ass. How the fukk she just gonna come sideways at me like that for no reason? I'm chill and laid back af, till somebody steps over that line, and I felt she crossed that shyt in spades.
She then says "Who the fukk is she?!?" And I'm like who? She says "The bytch you been fukking." Once again, I go into

mode, and she's like "Bullshyt! Your ass gave me the clap!"
Once again, I go into

mode mixed with

and

, cuz I hadn't done shyt, plus if I did, I wouldn't be dumb enough to go in raw. I learned from my knucklehead days. She then says "You don't even have to say shyt, I know who you fukked, you fukked Sam's nasty ass

." Sam was my brother in law's bm (one of them anyways), and they got evicted from their shyt and was staying with us. Supposedly my BIL got burnt by her, but they both were fukking anything with a pulse, so who's to know who burnt who.
Anyway wifey is still on that get out shyt, and I told her that somebody at the doctor's office fukked up cuz I don't have shyt, nor do I fukk around. She hit me with the tests don't lie shyt. I'm like, well they did this fukkin time

. I talked her down, and got her to the point to where logic started to set in, and she said "Ok. I'll go get tested again, but if it comes back that I have this shyt again

. I'm like "Bet. You bout to look stupid then a muthafukka, and I'm going for that lab's jugular

.
Two days later, the OBGYN calls her, and tells her that there WAS in fact a fukk up with not just hers, but a GANG of people's lab results. I'm talking thousands. They were all apologetic and shyt, and I felt bad for them cuz they were shook, but they didn't have shyt to do it cuz that lab shyt wasn't done in house. That shyt, like damn near everything was outsourced (yay corporate America!!!) and this company fukked up big time and got the shyt sued out of them. We got an attorney and shyt, but he said the settlement wouldn't be worth his fees cuz come to find out, I thought it was the thousands in the Mid-Michigan area that they had fukked over. It was folks nation wide.