Serious Thread: I've had unprotected sex with 9 people. Out of that 9, 3 of them had a STD

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They have a plastic wrap, or a 'dental dam' that i believe is sold at walgreens or you can purchase it online. If youre serious about the chick you both could go to the clinic on some cool shet to be 99% sure. Believe it or not we gave some people false positives AND false negative exams. Smh. Some stds are dormant and others...the technology is improving on 100% perfect detection

I posed the question to brehs on here on when to ask a chick if they have contracted something, meaning most of us dealing with a chick, we already know of top, we wanna smash. So we gotta go through the process of getting to know her, name, etc. Is it cool to bring up the STD stuff in the 1st convo. I guess I'm asking on a mind/psychological stance more so than a when it's right or not right. Cuz if she says yes she has something and she's a cool chick, then what do you do, but if she hits you with the I don't think I wanna say or feel some type of way about you asking her, and again she's a cool chick, then wha you do then, the easy answer is to leave and be like f it, but she could just don't feel comfy yet answering the question IDK

Help a breh out
 

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caught some shyt in my eyes one time, almost went blind. eyes were crusting over and i couldnt go out in sunlight with shades because the sunlight hurt my eyes. :mjcry:

I went in that clinic and started ministering to those that were there like it was an episode of beyond scared straight. I wouldnt wish that fate off on anybody :smh:
:wtf:

What was it?
 

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Never had and STD :blessed:despite going in raw in some chicks I had NO DAMN BUSINESS fukking raw:snoop:

Some crazy shyt happened to my wife and though when she was pregnant with our daughter. She was like 6-7 months along, and went in for one of her monthly checkups. She had complications with our son, and thought we lost our daughter once, so whenever she went for her checkups, I was :merchant:. I'm at the crib doing my thing and my phone rings. It's her, and I ask her how everything went. The only thing she says in this demonic ass voice is "Pack yo' shyt and get the fukk out!" :birdman:. I go from :wtf:, to :whoa:, to :demonic:and go IN on her ass. How the fukk she just gonna come sideways at me like that for no reason? I'm chill and laid back af, till somebody steps over that line, and I felt she crossed that shyt in spades.

She then says "Who the fukk is she?!?" And I'm like who? She says "The bytch you been fukking." Once again, I go into :whoa: mode, and she's like "Bullshyt! Your ass gave me the clap!"
Once again, I go into :whoa: mode mixed with :ohhh: and :dahell:, cuz I hadn't done shyt, plus if I did, I wouldn't be dumb enough to go in raw. I learned from my knucklehead days. She then says "You don't even have to say shyt, I know who you fukked, you fukked Sam's nasty ass :scust:." Sam was my brother in law's bm (one of them anyways), and they got evicted from their shyt and was staying with us. Supposedly my BIL got burnt by her, but they both were fukking anything with a pulse, so who's to know who burnt who.

Anyway wifey is still on that get out shyt, and I told her that somebody at the doctor's office fukked up cuz I don't have shyt, nor do I fukk around. She hit me with the tests don't lie shyt. I'm like, well they did this fukkin time :stopitslime:. I talked her down, and got her to the point to where logic started to set in, and she said "Ok. I'll go get tested again, but if it comes back that I have this shyt again :camby:. I'm like "Bet. You bout to look stupid then a muthafukka, and I'm going for that lab's jugular :demonic:.

Two days later, the OBGYN calls her, and tells her that there WAS in fact a fukk up with not just hers, but a GANG of people's lab results. I'm talking thousands. They were all apologetic and shyt, and I felt bad for them cuz they were shook, but they didn't have shyt to do it cuz that lab shyt wasn't done in house. That shyt, like damn near everything was outsourced (yay corporate America!!!) and this company fukked up big time and got the shyt sued out of them. We got an attorney and shyt, but he said the settlement wouldn't be worth his fees cuz come to find out, I thought it was the thousands in the Mid-Michigan area that they had fukked over. It was folks nation wide.

Man that's crazy.
 

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Breh... you stay in South East Dallas... I can tell just by looking at those hoes that they have STDs :wtf:

You need to come to uptown/highland park/Galleria area and find some classier, cleaner women.


Oh and... wear a fukkin condom breh :ufdup:
Bruh I been out there one time(University Park) i felt mad uncomfortable. I do like the neighborhood tho, Like the overall look and the way the houses aer built. Thats where u stay?
 

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This is no troll thread fam this is real life.

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Whats crazier all the girls who gave me something still havent gotten treated :pachaha:
First time I caught something I was 18. Me and shorty will still engage in casual convo every now and then(2-3 years later) and she still would say "i never gave u anything",im like fam swallow yo pride n go get treated :snoop:
That one was on me tho, I met her at the Knights Inn in Mesquite, I shoulda known there that I was making a poor decision :snoop:
 

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Why such a low dose of AZITHROMYCIN?

Should ask the doc to give you 500mg to nuclear blast any and everything out your system. I see it made you sick but you should ask, sometimes that dose is not enough to treat you
 

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I posed the question to brehs on here on when to ask a chick if they have contracted something, meaning most of us dealing with a chick, we already know of top, we wanna smash. So we gotta go through the process of getting to know her, name, etc. Is it cool to bring up the STD stuff in the 1st convo. I guess I'm asking on a mind/psychological stance more so than a when it's right or not right. Cuz if she says yes she has something and she's a cool chick, then what do you do, but if she hits you with the I don't think I wanna say or feel some type of way about you asking her, and again she's a cool chick, then wha you do then, the easy answer is to leave and be like f it, but she could just don't feel comfy yet answering the question IDK

Help a breh out



No offense broski but relationships are like wrestling matches. Youre at a disadvantage if you care about a chick's perception of what you stand for.


:yeshrug:

You really want to be safe, thats why youre inquiring. Youre being true to yourself by stating what YOU want. If she cant respect that


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I dont break myself for no one. It takes too much work to be anything other than yourself. Think of the billions of lost nikkas out there spending money they dont have, doing drugs they really dont fuxx with like my weak minded boy who did k2 cuz his boys was into it and wound up in a straight jacket.


You roll how you roll homey:win:

In the words of the great poet Keith Cozart, fvck who dont like
 

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Whats crazier all the girls who gave me something still havent gotten treated :pachaha:
First time I caught something I was 18. Me and shorty will still engage in casual convo every now and then(2-3 years later) and she still would say "i never gave u anything",im like fam swallow yo pride n go get treated :snoop:
That one was on me tho, I met her at the Knights Inn in Mesquite, I shoulda known there that I was making a poor decision :snoop:
Knights Inn fam, smh, only fiends and hoes go there.
 

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Man that's crazy.
Man, I left out that the day after the phone call, me and wifey go to the office to set up the appointment for second test, and we wound up explaining the situation and setting up the appointment with the nurse/midwife there. She was a cool ass brehette with locks and gave off that Whoopi vibe. We would chop it up too whenever I went went wifey to the checkups. I told her that something had to be foul, and I could tell she didn't want to hear that shyt. She was hitting me with the :stopitslime::usure::ufdup: looks the whole time. I could just feel that respect she had for me fly out the window. She was the one that called with the news about the lab, and when we went in for the checkup the following month she hugged me and wifey and apologized profusely. Not surprsing that the brehette was the only one that was a real one about the situation :martin:
 
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