seriously: how do jehovahxwitnesses support themselves?

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I wonder why JW couples still bother to have kids?

Its the hardest religion to be in (MANY rules), why not wait until the "new world" to have kids.

Growing up in this world is tougher than ever, its extra hard if you're in that religion, their social standard is :wow:

Its easier for the older heads but if you're a younger dude (IDK about the females) then its rough.

If most people outside your congregation have a negative opinion about you over something you can't really control, then odds are people in the congregation will too and they will put you on real life ignore...


Curious to why you think it's the "hardest religion." That comment piqued my interest..

(Ex-JW by the way.)
 

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I hate to be jerk but this is the truth. once in their circle, p*ssy is plentiful witbout trying.

If someone in the religion would have sex without getting married first they would get disfellowshipped breh.

Also you can't have anal sex, eat the box or give head in that religion its against the rules.

So anyone who thinks they are gonna become a JW and smash different women in short period of time on some player tip is mistaken, when you get disfellowshipped no one is gonna talk to you :pachaha:
 

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Curious to why you think it's the "hardest religion." That comment piqued my interest..

(Ex-JW by the way.)

Because the religion has so many rules, its tough man.

Field service... As someone with anxiety, knocking on random strangers door not knowing how they will react seems very :merchant:

Sex is the real temptation that's hard to kill...

Drugs? That's child play just don't do them in the first place and you're good.

Jews are in the own little world which makes that religion easier than JW, they have their own schools just for Jews and what not, JW gotta go to school with regular kids which make things "hard"...

Also if worldly people know you're a JW they are gonna hold you to a higher standard than someone whose not. Nobody is perfect and that just sounds frustrating.

Also conditions people may have that alter their behavior... destroy your rep in the congregation.

There's other things as well...
 

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IDK man.... I've had a few encounters with them. My stylist was closed for the day so I went to one near my old house and the lady doing my hair was a Jahovah's Witness. LOL the whole time she was doing my hair she was talking about religion along with Jahovah's Witness. I got my hair done and when I got in my car I was sitting there lookin at the building like :wtf:

Went to Vegas to visit my aunt and they knocked the door around 11 and I opened the door thinking they were collecting something from the neighborhood. They asked to come in and I told them I'm not the owner then they insisted on giving me a brochure. :troll:


The funniest one was when my cousin invited them in and gave them tea that I made for MYSELF! They offered the booklet on about the religion then my cousin subsequently handed them the Quran. He told them "I'll read that if you read this... trust me it's translated in English so you'll understand" They had a :huhldup: look in their face and left quickly after drinking MY fukkING TEA! :angry:

On a brighter note, I had a friend who was a JV in middle school :yeshrug: still have her on FB but we hardly talk. I don't have any negative opinion on them, I just think they're VERRRRRRY entertaining when they do the door-to-door knocks.
 

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If someone in the religion would have sex without getting married first they would get disfellowshipped breh.

Also you can't have anal sex, eat the box or give head in that religion its against the rules.

So anyone who thinks they are gonna become a JW and smash different women in short period of time on some player tip is mistaken, when you get disfellowshipped no one is gonna talk to you :pachaha:

These rules are technically true, but there are always pockets of people (usually teens who are still playing the charades game) who can keep things under wraps for some time, happens in every religious group. It really has nothing to do with one spot having more loose hoes than another.
 

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& any others, what did you guys used to do when you were in another part of town and stumbled upon someone out in the field handing out magazines? I always wondered about that. Did you used to just pass them by like everyone else or say hi or anything? :laugh:
 
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& any others, what did you guys used to do when you were in another part of town and stumbled upon someone out in the field handing out magazines? I always wondered about that. Did you used to just pass them by like everyone else or say hi or anything? :laugh:

If they didn't offer you a magazine just ignore them and Keep it moving.

If they say something just tell them you're already a witness and they will be like :gladbron: :myman: with some friendly small talk.
 
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Jobs. A close friend of mine was. They only went canvassing on Saturdays and had bible study on some weekdays in the evening.
 

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all the kids in my congregation lived double lives. it was alright

I really don't understand how people do this when your "other" life could get easily get exposed in field service if you knock on the wrong person's door :what:

What if dude was a player and smashed a girl and then cut her off while she still had feelings for dude and she lived in your field service territory.

Knocks on jumpoff's door... Jumpoff answer

Jumpoff - :wtf: .... :shaq:

JW living double life - :sadcam:

*Jumpoff putting you on blast to whoever you're in field service with* :bryan: :umad:

If your field service partner happens to be one your parents - :leostare::ufdup:

JW living double life - :sadbron:

Then life your life will most likely be :flabbynsick: for the time period after that.
 
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