Serve alcohol poisoning as a bartender brehs

[Black Mamba]

Also none of this shyt would be necessary if fukking pussies and pearl clutching bytches didn’t force 4Loko to change their formula

 

[Astroslik]

Need Badlands to chug it

That might be what finally gets breh out of here. I can’t see him surviving that.

 

[RennisDeynolds]

I ascended crazy thing is no hangovers I was hydrating throughout the night and had pedialyte while alternating drinking that juice till Ran into this broad and made out with her went back to her crib crazy fukking night and morning.

Ask me to drink like that rn at 32 and fukk that shyt I ain’t got it in me no more
Sometimes I think I do and I get reminded quick the next day that I ain’t got it

Yeah that was my issue I could drink all night but feel like death the next day bc I wasn't hydrated at all. Was drinking soda and mixers

 

[Black Mamba]

Yeah that was my issue I could drink all night but feel like death the next day bc I wasn't hydrated at all. Was drinking soda and mixers

Yeah I learned early gotta stay hydrated. Now shyt don’t work anymore even with full hydration I feel like shyt but not too dying hangover but still feel like shyt probably would be done for a couple of days if I didn’t hydrate lmao.
For some fukked up reason every time I happen to do that with friends the next day is always my cardio day which I still force myself to either run or use the indoor bike

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Still believe social media trolls brehs

 

[RennisDeynolds]

Yeah I learned early gotta stay hydrated. Now shyt don’t work anymore even with full hydration I feel like shyt but not too dying hangover but still feel like shyt probably would be done for a couple of days if I didn’t hydrate lmao.
For some fukked up reason every time I happen to do that with friends the next day is always my cardio day which I still force myself to either run or use the indoor bike

I haven't had a sip in 7 or 8 years. I'm done with drinking that shyt is only tolerable when you're in school

 

[Hoshi_Toshi]

That might be what finally gets breh out of here. I can’t see him surviving that.

Yoooo I was typing that into my first comment but left it out lmao bro is indestructible

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Tipsy Bartender hasn't been relevant in almost 10 years now. Why the hell does he sporadically pop up like this now?


Also it's jungle juice/ riot punch it's for an entire party to drink and get fukked up on. You go around a college campus and some variation will be served at some point

And if you drink it you a mark.

Sugary alcohol is clown juice.

 

[RennisDeynolds]

And if you drink it you a mark.

Sugary alcohol is clown juice.

Man yall won't people have fun at all . Having gender wars about liquid

 

[Knowledge]

What a waste of money

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

Thing w jungle juice is you won’t just have 1…if it’s made right it just tastes like punch and u can’t even smell the liquor let alone taste it…

U get a few drinks down and it all hits u at once

Signed: a victim

Not gon lie.

Went to a Mexican party with my gf at the time and her friend from work. Her friend gathered up all the liquor and fruit she could find and made a kind of Jungle Juice but put something in it to make it look blue like the ocean.

Drank 3 of those but was just standing by a wall chilling. Didn't realize I was trashed until it was time to move over to the self serve tacos/tamales/nachos. Could barely lift my feet to walk and damn near fell on my face.

No hangover and those birria tacos were the best I ever had

 

[Deafheaven]

The african bruddas would call this wop and and it always led to demonic shyt as the night went on

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Man yall won't people have fun at all . Having gender wars about liquid

i'm trying to save you from hangovers. that shyt is not necessary. Honestly wasn't even thinking about the whole girly drink shyt lol

 

[boriquaking]

At least he stopped making this shyt in the sink

 

[KBtheKey]

Thing w jungle juice is you won’t just have 1…if it’s made right it just tastes like punch and u can’t even smell the liquor let alone taste it…

U get a few drinks down and it all hits u at once

Signed: a victim

Aw man sucks for the victims lol. I'm a little more on the cautious side when it comes to out of the ordinary mixed drinks