Sex is Boring AF

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Sometimes I get tired and I'm like I'm done.

Don't even bother busting a nut, shyt aw well.
Right. It's just such a big to do. I like sitting back and letting some chick go to work while I talk sh!t on my phone. I'm not tying to lift legs and get in all kinds of positions trying to impress some chick.


Like when you eat chocolate and hate it the whole time.... I think that means you don't like chocolate. Think about it. The one act that men trade money, family, and health for - you find boring. Might mean you don't like puzzy.

I will give you one pass. If you are wearing a rubber then I totally understand. But most niqqas like that just don't wear rubbers - in my case I keep an actual girlfriend instead of random hook ups.
Bro, I go raw. You can google it. But as for not liking pvssy I think it's more that I've had enough sex in one lifetime to not flip out over some gash. It's not necessarily top of mind for me like some thirsty brehs out there.


I bet it is when your only partner is your hand
I think Miss Michigan may have given me a bad case of Death Grip Syndrome over the years.


Sex should to be engaging and wonderful :ahh: :blessed:


Real talk, you might need to call up a dominatrix and try something different to grab your attention :yeshrug:
Tried it. I'm far too indignant to enjoy it. I don't like.
 

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You just probably haven't found your kink yet or maybe you just have too much on your mind, I guess; It happens :yeshrug:
I like covering women in baby oil and getting head. That's about as kinky as it gets with me. Not trying to get my Dean Carradine on.


Try ass play.
Had some chick from OkCupid over at my place one morning. She came thru the spot with a bunch of anal toys. I'm not a fan of anal but it's whatever, she had a nice ass so I was willing to play.

After palming her ass and giving it that Johnson and Johnson treatment I stuck my thumb up her butt and felt something. I was thinking "Does she have anal beads in there already?" Pulled my thumb out and to my horror it was covered in dook. Everything went downhill from there.

Actually, everything went downhill from when she was kicking a bunch of ignorant racist sh!t on the ride back to my loft. At one point in my life that would have been cool but after that Trayvon Martin sh!t went down I just… can't. Again, way too indignant/conscious to enjoy it.
 
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