No Earthly nut is worth half a mil
Get your simp ass mind right
The only.way spending half a mil on puzzy would be worth it is if it was like a team of sister wives that would just be responsible for my nutsack and keeping it emptied. Several years worth at least.
Bishes make $25K per year (they only have to work on me part time. They can have a day job too). Two of em. That gets me a decade.
Very absurd but it's an absurd question.
Half a mil can lead you into large amounts of poon from now on. Especially if you can flip it like you're spodsed and become self sufficient. Women love that