Shake 'em up, Roll 'em up, Watch us Break 'em with the 7-Eleven: The Dallas Cowboys 2022 Season Thread

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Amari’s last three 100-yd games came with Rush and Brissett at QB. Tragic. Dumb and dumber took the keys of the franchise from one scammer (Garrett) and gave it to another (Wak). Sickening…

everyone join me. join me in my Cooper Rush or Bust season


Ride with him till the shyt burns and we get that alabama duke
 

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Amari’s last three 100-yd games came with Rush and Brissett at QB.

Just tragic how Dumb and Dumber took the keys of the franchise from one scammer (Garrett) and gave it to another (Wak).

Sickening…
You wait until Tyron get hurt again next year and then he would have ended his contract with us making 27 million dollars to play in 5 games :unimpressed:
 
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am i on ignore by all cowboys fans??

cool!!

i can say anything..... ok uh..... i cant think of anything.
 

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They are dumber than we thought if they bring him back next season.
We paid Jaylon Smith off one productive season when all he did was run in a straight line and blow up running backs :mjlol:

We are the absolute fukking worse when it comes to knowing when to let a player go.

Jaylon got paid here. Got released. He wasn't in Green Bay long enough to sit down and enjoy a bowl of meth. Now he on the Giants PRACTICE SQUAD.

Garret was our coach for 9 years and was terrible. He went to be the OC of the giants. It took them less than 2 years to see he was an idiot and fire him. He a broadcaster now. I can't imagine he ever going to be a head coach or OC again.

Demarcus Lawrence has spent the last 3 years getting exactly 1 TFL and then being on the back of a milk cartoon the rest of the game.

LVE had one good year and he so trash he back in dallas cause no other team wanted to pay him league minimum money to play for him. Imagine bringing back a linebacker with a paper machete neck who makes all his tackles 8 yards down field.

Zeke had two great years. Made him the highest paid running back ever. Then Sunday we all in the thread talking about how dumb that toss play is. Not because the play itself was actually dumb. Cause we know damn well Zeke to slow to be getting to the outside like that so its dumb to even call that type of play for him. We know long as he hit the hole and push the pile that is good enough for us. We know damn well if he never has a 20 yard run this year but he can turn 1st and 10 into 2nd and 6 consistently we all going to be like "count your blessings thats good enough cause last year he was mr 1.9 yards per carry" Pathetic for a guy making top 5 money at his position.

CeeDee don't even know what route to run but we got rid of amare so we could pay him next.

Cap boy out here trying to lowball players but at the same time he sign them for money no one else will pay for players. How the fukk you do both at the same damn time.

I'm not even going to get into how at the same time Miles Austin signed his deal his fukking hamstrings fell out of his legs and was like "you got to sign me separately I got a different agent than Miles does"

3rd round receiver can't even get on the field

Greatest play Tristan will ever make was a strip sack in a PRESEASON GAME
 

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Yo I can't believe I'm saying this but I hope yall go undefeated for the next 6-7 games :lolbron:

I just wanna experience dem Boys fukkery, and that'd be top level :blessed:
 
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