Shannon Sharpe’s Accuser is talkin greasy

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She’s a mark. If Shannon was smart, he’d be lining her up right now. Clearly someone as stupid as she is, will not be able to keep or grow that money.

Finesse me out of $20M and you will soon be met by men in black masks while you try to speak with a gun barrel deep down your throat, family pics and live footage of their locations, etc.

fukk that.

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Well let’s do it then:stopitslime:


You, me / my alias @DrexlersFade, @Pazzy, @Turtle , @Nero Christ and @JadeB


Lets come up with a plan


lets not talk about it let’s be about it

So brainstorming session

Step 1 burner phone search for a cat with my build and complexion. Pay for him to board a flight OT in a hoodie, cap and glasses and post faceless scenery vacation shots with I needed to get away posts on my actual phone that I premade for his trip that shows the location on IG of me being OT.

Step 2, the 3 dudes who have been shadowing her and 2 people she cares about the most go into action. 2 just text her pics of her family taken over the last week and a live video feed of those 2 people she cares about on burners, right before she’s grabbed and tossed in a van.

Step 3, they meet me in a one horse town motel, where she’s sat down and I step out of the bathroom dressed in black with a long barrel .380.

4. Threaten her life and the life of those she cares about and tell her she’s going to make a series of transactions next week that will end in the money sitting in a trust account that she’s signing off to be controlled by a third party.

5. If she ever tells her story it’ll look like she made some bad investments and no one will feel sorry for her. Also I was out of town on vacation, how could I have been in a motel with this crazy bytch?

6. She goes back to living her raggedy ass life or bodies will drop all around her. Someone she cares about will slip on banana peels.

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Yall finna get 1000 years

PS: Dear Mr @Feds I do not know or associate with any of the aforementioned brehs and or brehettes. :whoa:
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If you think you're lonely now, ohhh girl...
i'd be sick to my stomach if I ever had to give a thot that much money. :mjcry:

I really don’t think I could live with myself. I would have to perform seppuku to regain my honor :wow:.

I still can’t believe Shannon was/is this stupid.
 
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