I only smoked 2 times my whole life and that's because I promised a friend
So the first time I smoked was my senior year which was a year ago, me and 3 of my friends and 2 girls skipped some assembly to smoke in my friends backyard
We're done smoking and we originally made plans to go to a Buffett so we go to Omar's car and were driving and he's like "oh I got work so were gonna drop you off at school Rob, you need our freed education" I was freakin smeared so I was like "yah" but then I got paronoid as fukk so I told him how there gonna smell the sour on me and suspen me, but then he gave me cologne and Omar is like "why does this big black man look so mad..........but he smells so nice"
Anyways Omar and Melvin drop me off at school and I am skiied, I don't know where to go, I was looking at the sidewalk for 15 minutes and I decided I wanted to learn history so I walked into my !10th grade history teachers room(I had this guy 2 years ago but I'm a senior taking govt), so I walked in his room all these little kids looking at me and hes like "rob I'm suprised to see you" I laughed for 5 minutes and I'm like "I'm ready for the quiz"
Mr Stevens: what quiz rob
Me: the big quiz
Mr Stevens: I don't know what your talking about
Me: I studied all night for it
Mr Stevens: I don't have you anymore, you passed this class
Me: oh *walks out*
So later I went to another teachers room laughing and it was my government teCher, I hated this woman, I walked in her room and she's like "why are you here?" I did a motion in the air with my hands like I was writing on a notepad and I was also saggin halfway to my knees then she was like "there's no work to do, I don't have you this period"
So everyone in there laughed at me and I walked out, I finally figured out I had to be in homeroom, now my homeroom teacher got fired in the past spring for having porn on his labtop but that's a different story, anyways this guy was ugly, he was a chemistry teacher and he looked like the professor from back to the future but with blonde hair, and all h used to do was brag about his porn stache, I went in the room (I didn't respect him so I call teachers I don't respect by their first name) I said "Jason, your ugly" then he said "Robert, sit down your late", then I sat down laughed, everyone knew I was skiied, then I slept until like 3:30 went back to the government class late , she teacher starts bytching at me again, slept then school was over, and I forgot MY DAD was going to pick me up that was one of the most suspenful car ride I've ever had in my life
The second time I smoked was better tho
..or $10..I don't care..
You were able to fit an old school mac pc in your bookbag?
no apologies or anything, just walked away like nothing happened. The whole class was fukking dying.
